Tag: Pornography

And The Dog Ate My Homework……

I have heartd some amazing excuses for a lot of things…but damn!…this one is the bomb.

Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.According to a sheriff’s report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found “strange things” on his computer when he returned.

Your check is in the mail…….and I will not cum in your mouth……we can add one more to the list of greatest lies…..

It Is Not Who You Are…….

But rather who you marry……

I have heard just about every reason for firing someone, but this one is one for the record books.

From a report by Trina Hoaks for the examiner.com:

According to MSNBC, what Mayor Kiker did was call an emergency meeting this past Tuesday night to vote on whether Janke should be removed from his position. Though Kiker maintains that he and council members did not make a judgment call on Janke or his wife, they ousted Janke in a 5-0 vote.

They fired him “‘without cause.'” According to the report, Janke’s contract allowed for him to be fired by vote. Janke will receive a “severance package worth six months salary, which comes to about $50,000, plus health benefits,” said the report.

Janke said in the report that he and his wife have nothing to feel sorry for as they have done nothing wrong. And, although it was fully acknowledged by the mayor that Jankl had done nothing wrong, he reportedly was “concerned whether Janke could remain effective and not distract the community from the business of the town along the state’s west coast.”

There is no word from Janke as to whether he will seek legal action against the town.

Personally, I would sue their dicks into the dirt….who I married is none of anyone’s business…maybe the mayor is just pissed that Janke may be getting it regular.

With 8 You Get Porn

The total absurdity of this story just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

When I first heard this story I thought of the words of my 6 year grand daughter, “Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww”!

Porn company Vivid Entertainment is offering “financially strapped” Nadya Suleman—who just gave birth to octuplets and is now the mother of 14—“a $1 million payout as well as health and dental care for all of her kids in exchange for a starring role in a porno.”

Look, said Gina Serpe in E! Online, “Octomom needs money,” and “the world needs porn.” Sure, the offer is “clearly not in the best of taste,” but it “couldn’t have come at a better time”: Apparently, the hospital won’t release Suleman’s octuplets “until she has proven she can provide them with adequate care and living arrangements,” and she’s at risk of being evicted from her home for falling behind on her mortgage payments.

Nadya Suleman certainly is “pregnant with possibility,” said Michael Musto in The Village Voice. But she hasn’t even responded to Vivid’s offer yet, and there’s a good chance she won’t do it: Let’s not forget that Suleman “popped out eight implanted embryos”—having sex doesn’t seem to be high up on her list of priorities.



Porno Wants Bailout Cash

Is the porn industry up next for a bailout?  If porn titans Joe Francis and Larry Flynt have anything to do with it, it will.

Yes, ladies and gentleman, the titans of pornography are begging for a bailout.

Joe Francis, creator of the “Girl’s Gone Wild” video series, and Larry Flynt, founder of Hustler, will ask Congress for a $5 billion bailout, according to TMZ.

Why does the porn industry need a bailout?  Because apparently even porn is getting smacked by the recession.

XXX DVD sales have taken a hit – about a 22% hit, according to TMZ.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt is quoted as saying on TMZ. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Francis thinks that the porn industry deserves a bailout just like the auto and financial industries got, and he said he’ll go to DC to get it, according to TMZ.

Another Religious Compound Raided

Federal authorities conducting a child-porn investigation raided the headquarters Saturday of a ministry run by a convicted tax evader once labeled by prosecutors as a polygamist who preys on girls and women.

Social workers interviewed children who live at the Tony Alamo Christian Ministries complex, which critics call a cult, to find out whether they were abused. The two-year investigation involves a law that prohibits the transportation of children across state lines for criminal activity, said Tom Browne, who runs the FBI office in Little Rock.

The raid, conducted by state and federal authorities, started an hour before sunset at the complex in tiny Fouke, in southwestern Arkansas. Armed guards regularly patrol the headquarters, but there was no resistance as agents moved in, state police said.

About 100 state and federal law officers raided the 15-acre compound housing the ministry, which the Southern Poverty Law Center describes as a cult that opposes homosexuality, Catholicism and the government. The law center monitors hate groups.

In a phone call to The Associated Press from a friend’s house in the Los Angeles area, Tony Alamo — who was once accused of child abuse and has been convicted of tax evasion — denied any involvement in Pornpornography.

“We don’t go into pornography; nobody in the church is into that,” said Alamo, who turns 74 this month. “Where do these allegations stem from? The anti-Christ government. The Catholics don’t like me because I have cut their congregation in half. They hate true Christianity.”

Internet Blamed For Rising Addictions

“The American Psychiatric Association does not recognize the term sex addiction, because it’s so broad. So generally, the terms hyper-sexuality, sexually compulsive behavior are what get used, but it’s very much a real condition, and what the latest scientific research is showing is that all addictions, whether it’s an addiction to alcohol, drugs, gambling, or sex, affects the human brain in the same way. So, I think we can definitely say that sexually compulsive behavior is a very real problem for millions of people.”

And Kerner points to the Internet as a culprit.

“The Internet, I think, has been the No. 1 enabler of the increase in sexually compulsive behavior. Whereas, in previous years, you might have thought of a sex addict as somebody who’s compulsively cheating, hooking up, having affairs, I think today, millions more men are vulnerable — especially men — are vulnerable to sexually compulsive behavior because of the proliferation of Internet porn and the easy access of Internet porn. So, I think that’s definitely the No. 1 problem for people who are suffering from sexually compulsive behavior.”