I could have fun with the title, but I shall leave that for the pros……this piece is about Congress……that institution that waste time and money by members who all try to look as if they know what they do…..but we all know better….their track record is about as lean as my list of heroes.

When a new Congress goes into session they pick committee leaders, speaker or majority leader….on and on…..but I bet that most people did not know that their is a Congress person in charge of the “candy counter”, right?

It’s said you can catch more flies with honey—or, in Capitol Hill’s case, with a desk full of Twizzlers, Three Musketeers, and Milky Ways. Sen. Pat Toomey is the latest honcho to take the helm of the “Candy Desk,” currently located in the back row of the Republican side of the Senate chambers next to the most-used entryway, CNN reports. The desk, which is filled with free treats for lawmakers of any ilk, is a 50-year-old tradition: California Sen. George Murphy opened shop in 1965 to satisfy his sweet tooth and found that senators from all parties would come over to snag a confection and “mingle,” Toomey says, as per ABC News. There’s technically no eating allowed on the Senate floor, but an exception has been made for treats from the Candy Desk, the Boston Globe noted in 2013.

Tradition also holds that the senator manning the desk accepts donated candy from his or her home state, so the 114th Congress will be sated with sugary snacks from some of Pennsylvania’s more than 200 candymakers—including Hershey, Mars, and smaller manufacturers such as Wilbur Chocolate—under Toomey’s Wonka-esque watch. The senator obviously intends to take his sweet new position seriously. “The Candy Desk duty is Mounds of responsibility,” he said in a statement last week, as per CNN. “I campaigned for this assignment on the platform of life, liberty, and the pursuit of Peeps and hope Pennsylvania’s treats will sweeten the bitter partisan atmosphere.” Past titleholders have included Sens. John McCain, Rick Santorum, and outgoing Candy Man Mark Kirk

Seriously?  Is this a paid position?

And There You Have It!