My two days of stuff that has little to do with war and death………Did you see the movie with Arnold called “Total Recall”?  If so, do you remember the Martian hooker with 3 boobs?  Well, there is a real life story somewhere in there………

There are people who have plastic surgery to correct birth defects, those who go under the knife to look more like their favorite celebrities, and then there’s a Florida woman who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil. The 21-year-old massage therapist—who’s now being compared to the three-breasted woman in both Total Recall films—says she has added a third breast after a long search to find a surgeon who would actually perform the procedure, 9 News reports. (Skeptics, however, are pretty sure it’s a hoax.) Tridevil’s stated motivation: She’s hoping to land a reality show on MTV, as well as keep men at bay because she “[doesn’t] want to date anymore” and figures they’ll think the third breast is “weird and gross.”

The new breast was created with her own abdomen skin and a silicone implant placed between her two existing breasts, she says, adding that the areola was tattooed on. She tells Real Radio 104.1 via the Huffington Post UK that she contacted 50 doctors before one agreed to her request, saying no one wanted to “[break] the code of ethics” and that the doctor who finally gave in “made me sign a nondisclosure agreement as he was scared he’d get in trouble.” Tridevil says her family doesn’t approve, telling 9 News, “My mum ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad … he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me, but he accepted it.” That’s not stopping her from going after her dream, posting pics on her Facebook page and trying to draw MTV’s gaze her way with tweets hashtagged #3Boobs #MTV

After days of mockery and jokes….the rest of the story came out…….

It was fun, or at least weird, while it lasted, but urban legends website Snopes is calling Jasmine Tridevil’s story about adding a third breast a hoax. And while Tridevil, aka Alisha Hessler, isn’t ‘fessing up, Florida’s WTSP has dug up an especially telling stolen-item report involving Hessler earlier this month at Tampa International Airport. After her bag was stolen and then recovered, airport police listed its contents as including a “3 breast prosthesis.” Hessler might be acknowledging the ruse at least subtly. She’s a massage therapist, and Snopes has found her website for “Alisha’s Golden Touch” that refers to her as a “provider of internet hoaxes since 2014” and a “specialist in massage for three breasted women.”

In an interview with the British tabloid the Sun posted today, Hessler was still sticking by her story. “This is not a fake,” she says. “I had the procedure done. If people don’t believe it, that’s up to them.” Snopes says it has reached out to Hessler, who is hoping to land a reality TV show, to clear up its questions. It speaks to one plastic surgeon who says this would have been a lengthy, hugely complicated procedure. So unless some actual third-party proof emerges, and perhaps the identity of the alleged plastic surgeon, she gets the site’s “False” label. In an earlier interview with WTSP, Hessler explained that she wouldn’t allow a close look at the extra breast because “it’s in episode six of my show.”

What’s life without whimsy?