Fine they finally voted in Pennsylvania and yes, Clinton won by 10 points. And now the fight will move to North Carolina and Indiana. Will this ever end? NO! The fighting will go on and on and on and…………Everyone is getting weary of this process. And now we will see what will transpire now….But there should be a way to finally put this stuff to bed and decide on a Dem. candidate.
The Dems need a leader and a frontrunner to get behind and they need it now. I have thought it over and would like to offer a few suggestion to finally give the American people a rest and a candidate before the Fall.
Since all of them want to look tough, then try these ideas to decide on a winner:
1–Let them suit up and go on UFC and the Octagon and slug it out until one is declared the winner.
2–A duel–stand back to back–take 10 paces turn and fire–Winner!
3–This one was already a gag thing, but on further thought–why not? A no holds barred wrestling match.
I know these are a bit physical and some would be squeamish, so I also have some less “manly” ways to decide the winner.
1–A cook off–the best scone wins
2–A mullet toss–sling a dead fish as far as they can
3–An eat off–whoever eats the most, pick a food, in the time alloted winners.
4–a badminton match the best 3 out of 5
5–lastly a stare down.
This would not be the best thing for the media, but it would have good ratings from a country obsessed with BS and seldom on issues.