With all the bantering back and forth by the two campaigns on he said, she said, there was not much reporting on trivial bullsh*t. But I did find a few worthless pieces of crap out there.

I need booze
To watch this worthless news
That I cannot possibly use.

1–more studenst skilled, more car crashes, more fires, and more plane crashes—YAWN!

2–NY Gov is a “john” for a $4000 hooker, oh sorry, escort. For that kind of money the bitch had better be able to whistle Dixie with her genitals.

3–Some guy in India setting world record for longest ear hair. I cannot make this shit up!

4–Glligan’s Island Mary Ann gets busted in Idaho for mary jane–you go girl–bless her heart

5–US military commander in Iraq resigns, because he does not agree on Iran–their is some with guts after all.

6–Woman spends 24 months on toilet—what?–that is right she was there everyday for 2 yrs. Masybe should not eat so much peanut butter.

That is it for the worthless crap being reported on the MSM. Did yoiu get your money’s worth out of that?

Have A Day!