Day: March 3, 2008

Intelligent Design?

 

 

Intelligent design.  HUH?  When did creationism become intelligent design?  I guess I was standing on the dock and that boat just past be by.

 

Let me see if I have it about right–God created man in his image about 5000years ago.  He did not evelve from ooze from a bog into man over millions of years.  Ok, this elderly gent made man in his image and then a woman from a rib–and this is basically, intelligent design, I realize this a simplistic look at tghe theory, but to go further, I would be dead and gone by its completion.

 

So this benevolent being with a wealth of intelligence formed this being known as man. 

 

Does anything about man show any intelligence?  NO!  It shows an extreme lack of intelligence.  Would an intelligent being make another being that would have kids kill kids over shoes or kids having babies and then leaving them in a dumpster or a man that uses a stun gun on a 19 month baby?  Hopefully the answer is NO!

 

If there is an intelligent being watching over the world, then I would suggest that he flush this toilet and try again, this experiment is a total failure.  It does not deserve to continue.  Of course, we could always blame Satan for the failure, but that would just be looking for someone to blame other than ourselves. 

 

God gave man a brain and in doing so gave the decision making to him, so man can only blame himself for any of the ridiculous occurrances in his life.  It is a shame God did not give man the intelligence to fix his own problems and in doing so man is a worthless lump of proto-plasm that serves no necessary functions, other than destroying everything he touches.

 

I say again–GOD PLEASE FLUSH THIS TOILET!

The "Political" Ad

May I see a show hands of the people that recall the “Daisy” ad of the 1964 presidential general election? (Pause for effect) No one , now why does that not surprise me?

Back in 1964 Johnson ran an ad with a small girl and a daisy and the count down to a mushroom cloud. Suggesting that it we elected Goldwater we would be chancing nuclear war. Pretty good ad and scared the be-jesus out of the voter. Fear, a powerful motivator.

This political cycle Clinton has run her version of the “Daisy” ad. This one, I am sure that most people are aware of, thanks to the MSM. Hers has the “red” ringing to indicate a emergency. And then it goes into her experience and who you would want to answer the phone. Fear? I do not think so this time. She keeps trying to force the voter into voting for her because she has experience. But it has not worked in 11 straight contest. Will it work this time? So I guess one could make a case for it being a possible fear card ad.

But no one sees it the way I do. The phone rings five times and then goes to voice mail. Does nayone besides me see a hole in this? Ok times up! If she is so damn experienced should it not be answered promptly and not have to go to voice mail? It maybe just me. But that does not say “experience” to me. But then I am capable of observing beyond the BS that most people fall for.

Professor’s Classroom

It is Monday and there has been no one show up for class, but what the hell, I continue on.

Today’s quiz is about the early days of the Republic.

When did the US levy its first federal tax, give date and what it was all about and the outcome of the tax?

I guess this could be an essay question…HA! take pencil and paper and you may begin. please remain silent, I am working on a hangover. Good luck!