By the clock on the wall I see it is Sunday and you know what that means? Another edition of the News UpDate!

ALL THE NEWS THAT GAVE ME THE BLUES!

1–John Carr, the guy from Thailand that killed JonBenet and then he did not; has been arrested again! This time he was not checking out 6 yr olds instead he was beating up a 86 yr old man. His girlfriend’s father. We are not sure if it was a sexually attack or just two crazy guys bitch slappin’ each other.

2–A robber enters bank with tree twigs duct taped to his head and made off with a pile of money. PEOPLE! I cannot make this shit up!

3–The world’s most popular semi-auto weapon turns 60 yrs old–the AK-47. Nuff said!

4–(sniff, sniff) somethings burning. Where? Pick a spot west of the Mississippi and it is either burning or extremely wet. Just wait1 When the fires get to Oklahoma, Kansas, et al they will go out. Problem solved.

5–At the NAACP convention, the “N” word was officially laid to rest–it will longer be used. thinking….If you believe that please raise your hand.

6–NBC, not to be out done by CNN, when it pre-empt stuff for Paris, pre-empted a real news program to lket the world know that Miss NJ was gonna keep her crown. Thsi shit just keeps getting more pathetic daily. (excuse me I need to puke!)

7–and lastly, in Indonesia a woman whacks off guys wee-wee and runs thru the streets with it. Later it was sold by a street vendor as the dick of Emilia Erhardt.

The week ends and a new one begins–my blog continues–be there or be square!

Peace and I be gone!