Once again it is time for All The News That Goes Better With Booze! Do tell professor, do tell!

1–4 NY teens die in an auto crash. it seems that the driver’s cell was in use at the time of the crash–someone was texting. Stupidity needs no further comment.

2–Hey! The Catholic church in La has agreed to pay $660 million to abused people. That is an expensive game of “hide the weenie”!

3–New drug for RLS–restless leg syndrome–Mirapex, has a side effect of intense sexual urges. Do I need to say anything more?

4–Super family values rep gets caught with peter in little black book–good ole Vitter from La. He cries, he apologizes and for what–because I got caught, not because of anything he did.

5–Falcon QB, Vick has been implicated in a dog fighting gthing. (thinking…thinking….) It would seem that he has more felony completions than pass completions.

6–A study says that by 2015, 71% of the american people will be overweight and 40% will be obese. Not to worry, the Mayans say that time will stop in 2012, so eat up it will not matter.

7–Finally, the world has gone bananas! Must there be a competition for everything? recently, there was a world chhampionship of rock, paper, scissors–WHY?

8–But Wait! Yet another final post! The Phillies recently lost their 10,000 game–setting a new US record for losers.

Thank you for your indulgence! This was posted before a live studio audience!

peace–out!

CHUQ

This story is just great!

US forces have fired so many bullets in Iraq and Afghanistan – an estimated 250,000 for every insurgent killed – that American ammunition-makers cannot keep up with demand. As a result the US is having to import supplies from Israel.

A government report says that US forces are now using 1.8 billion rounds of small-arms ammunition a year. The total has more than doubled in five years, largely as a result of the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well as changes in military doctrine.

Sounds like we need to work on marksmanship. Buying from Israel? Why not, they have more US weapons than the US. A while back I had a post about the military training of the troops and how it did not appear to me that it was as good as everyone wants us to believe.

CHUQ