Professor’s Classroom

Yet another Monday and another test! A good dose of mental masturbation is good for the soul.

OK class this week’s question is about the Civil War.

Who was the last Southern general to surrender? Date and location of surrender?

Good luck and may the farce be with you!

ANAL-ocity

I have another statement that I would like to put into the run for the most ANAL statement of the year.

It comes from my boy MITT!

” Romney told a crowd gathered at a golf course. “America is not happy with how the war in Iraq is going, and is angry. But America is not about to take a sharp left turn and put somebody in the White House who would turn America into a European-type state.”

Mitt sure knows his stuff, huh?

CHUQ