Closing Thought–23Dec16

Repent!  The End Is Near!

There have been many horrible situations this past year but as we draw closer to the celebration of Christmas the absolute worst situation is evolving….could possibly bring the end of civilization as we know it……

Your favorite whipped desserts might be a little less whipped this holiday. A deadly explosion back in August at a nitrous oxide plant home to North America’s largest producer means the gas used in aerosol toppings is in short supply, reports the Chicago Tribune. Reddi-wip—with $278 million in annual sales—is just one of the products affected, with maker Conagra Brands claiming it won’t be producing its usual supply of the whipped topping until February, per the Boston Globe. “It’s in stores now, but we’re encouraging people to buy it early,” a rep says. “There will be a shortage if people buy at the typical levels during the holidays.”

It isn’t clear what caused two gas tankers and a nitrous oxide holding tank to explode at Airgas’ plant in Contonment, Fla., killing a worker. Production is back to normal while an investigation continues, but Airgas is focused on getting nitrous oxide—also a general anesthetic—to medical customers before food manufacturers, reports the Los Angeles Times. That doesn’t mean your holiday pies and frothy drinks must go without whipped cream. Popular Science notes it’s possible to survive “the Great Whipped Cream Shortage of 2016” simply by making your own using heavy whipping cream and elbow grease.

This has made the national news…so we know this must be a life changing occurrence….can we survive as a civilization with this apocalypse hanging over our heads?

Damn!  This is becoming a pathetic society!

May all my friends have a safe holiday and a wealth of love and enjoyment.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good day!

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8 thoughts on “Closing Thought–23Dec16

  1. I have to laugh, pathetic as it may be. Did you ever read what that stuff is actually made from? If I recall correctly, there isn’t any actual food substances in it; it’s all just chemicals in a formula that looks and tastes like actual food, with lots of sugar to poison you with….

    If you MUST have whipped cream, get some from a cow, & whip it yourself. Eating that stuff will kill you even faster than they want it to….

    gigoid, the dubious

      1. I’ve heard it makes great grout, or as a filler for plaster work, or to put between bricks as mortar… none of which are particularly attractive as food…. LOL….

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