The voting is in and a new most anal statement has been won…..first, most of the votes came in through my email and I wish to thank my readers that voted in the selection process….I appreciate the participation…..
the second runner up: Radio talk show host Bill Cunningham out of Cincinnati said on his show, “The poor are not that way because they lack money, but rather they lack values, ethics and morals.”
first runner up: “placing a bible over an erect penis before intercourse is the only guaranteed way to prevent the spread of Aids.” Pope Benedict
May I have a drum roll please…………..
2009
Info Ink’s Anal-Ocity Award
“The Assie”
THE MOST ANAL STATEMENT OF THE YEAR
“I am a fighter…I am not a quitter!”
Sarah Palin
2009 Anal Statement Of The Year
Category
15 January 2010 Editor, Info Ink
I would like to thank all those who voted in this award…….as soon as I can I will email a copy of this to Palin…well as soon as she has a viable email address……looks like it will go to FOX News…..we will talk about that later….
Great awards! I can see how Americans might see her that way, but I do think she’s right and she’s NOT a quitter…
In my opinion, she is fighting for one thing and one thing only – it’s her single purpose in life and she follows it relentlessly. It is the most important thing in her world and she will NEVER stop following that goal.
So I think the award is not entirely deserved.
So there you have it… my opinion.
What? Oh… yes… sorry… the single, all consuming focus of Sarah Palin’s life? Sarah Palin of course! 😆
Are you mad that your choice did not win?…..LOL……
Of course. It came second, though – just like McCain/Palin 😈
You right…you are twisted……lol
Glenn Greenwald documents an early contender for the 2010 awards:
“I am a capitalist. I believe that people take risk, and there are rewards if they do well; they should lose if they don’t.” – Harold Ford
Hi Chris…and thanks I will be posting it and giving you credit for it….anytime yoy find something that sounds anal, well most politicians sound anal, let me know…..
This is a bit off topic, but it seems appropriate with all this talk of arses…
Years ago a friend of mine suggested that the ungrounded fear that some heterosexual men feel toward homosexual men should become the basis for a new Freudian category. Alongside anal-retentive and anal-expulsive, he suggested the category of “anal-vulnerable” be added, to describe the intense fear of rape from behind and excessive attempts to avoid situations where this might break through from the imaginary into reality (showers, gym locker rooms, Army pup tents). He also suggested this might explain the weird way in which many mens public toilets are subdivided into separate stalls, and, in some countries, stalls within stalls.
Of course Zizek talks about toilets in a slightly different sense, but I was glad to find, just recently, an essay by a British critic, Lee Edelman, titled ‘The Epistemology of the Water-Closet,’ in which he proposes a similar addition to Freud. Anyway, there it is.
TOG