Still the campaigns are the news that is reported, but every now and then some worthless crap sneaks in.

Most I repeat
Tis news
That no one may use
And it is not complete
Until one has the booze!

1–Discussion on whether a contestant on “Am. Idol” has fake hair.

2–Larry king dances on camera with Janet Jackson–OMG! absolutely no rhythm!

3–Bush dances again on camera–can someone please stop this maddness!

4–Brett Favre retires–sad!

5–yet another plane crash, yet more missing or dead young women, more school lock downs

6–More crappy weather

and a partridge in a pear tree. time for a nap!