Weekly News Up Date

The rooster has sounded the alarm and now it is time to try and stay enthusiastic. Sunday comes but once a week, but indifference lives constantly.

It’s the news
can it be used?

A roundup of the most worthless crap on the airwaves.

1–Bush, Sr skydives on his birthday and now he does it to re-open his Library.

2–Mirapex, when taken could give one intense sexual urges–like throwing legs in air and screaming Oh God! BTW, it is for Restless Leg Syndrome.

3–Tom Cruise new movie is a bomb–HA!

4–“The Wall” is 25 yrs old.

5–VA. governor will stop all funds for abstinence sex ed program–it is not working! good call.

6–A couple fall to their death while having sex on a roof. The experience was to die for.

7–OJ to stand trial–maybe this time, huh?

8–FLordia robber shots self in hip during the robbery.

That is it, hope you cannot use anything here. May all your children be born naked.