Today is the first day of Autumn, but you would not know it if you live in the deep South….and it is Sue’s birthday.

Another Sunday and another post (weird sh*t from Chuq’s Mind) ….there is always something that catches my eye or send my brain into search mode….today it was something I read and remember those days clearly.

An old putdown that has real-life implications.

When I was in school we had a ‘nerd’ (for lack of a better description) and he was the butt of many a joke he was so awkward that girls would avoid him in the halls….one of the cruelest jokes was that he was so lonely that his date to the prom would be his mom’s Hoover (a vacuum brand).

But did you know there was a study done back in the 1980s about trying to get orally satisfied by a vacuum?

No?

Well that is why I am here.

The things one can find in the scientific literature never cease to amaze. For example, researchers have reported the existence of radiation-consuming fungi near Chernobyl’s ruined nuclear reactor. They’ve described the surprising history of a parasitic plant found only near Chicago. And they’ve documented numerous cases of penile injury caused by masturbation with vacuum cleaners.

Yes, you read that last one correctly.

The most recently reported instance was in 2017, when Italian doctors recorded their efforts to fix a 61-year-old man’s ruptured penis after he “vigorously” masturbated with a vacuum cleaner. Luckily for the man, they were successful.

In 1992, a different team of doctors also triumphantly repaired skin lesions and urethral lacerations to a man’s member in the wake of a similar sexual bout. Strangely enough, that instance also occurred in Italy… That might say that Italian men really enjoy their vacuum cleaners. It could also simply say that they are willing to admit it.

That latter hypothesis might be the correct one.

While practicing at the prestigious Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, urologist Ralph C. Benson was surprised at the number of penile injuries he witnessed which were caused by vacuum masturbation.

https://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2021/01/28/the_dangers_of_masturbating_with_a_vacuum_cleaner_657673.html

This is a WordPress blog you might like to read, if interested that is….

Hoover damn! A brief look at sexual injury by vacuum cleaners

The moral of this tale is to hire a hooker and stay away from the Hoover.

I seem to find the weirdest sh*t.

I hope you found today’s post entertaining.

Please try to enjoy your Sunday (but not with a Hoover) and as always….Be well and Be Safe….

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