My day is full of reading and watching the news and I make pages of notes daily….the problem is that not all of them make into a post for my readers consumption…so from time to time I will put those thoughts without posts into a collection every now and then…..

I hope you guys enjoy these thoughts…..

1–Recently I was visiting the local WalMart and the urge struck me….the urge to visit the “Oval Office”…….I tried to finish my shopping before I succumb to the urge…..but if soon it became an emergency that I could not suppress the urge so off I went…..I checked the restroom out….it was clean and no whack-a-doodles hanging……I sat and dreamed of happier days and when finished I reached for the TP….I know what you are thinking….there was NONE….WRONG!  There was a roll but it was 2  inches wide and as smooth as a page from Cosmo…..I shall stop here and let your imagination finish the tale…..

2–Why is it that religious people (I use the term loosely) think that a sign on the front door that reads…”DO NOT Disturb…. I don’t buy, listen or care……If disturbed there will be a four letter response”….and they knock any way…..like it does not apply to them because they are doing God’s work….they left with their feelings hurt and probably a collection of new vulgar words that they did not know existed.

3–I think the US Congress building should be renamed …..The OUTHOUSE….with an accompanying sign that reads….”Last Person Out At Day’s End, Please Flush”

4–There should be a law that when talking one your $800 iPhone in public it cannot be on speaker…..you are not that interesting that the rest of us wants to listen to both sides of your mundane conversation.

5–Is Superman in that much demand that we need yet another re-make of his story?

6–Is it really news when someone get  their stomach banded?

7–Why does a snowstorm need a name?

8–Some random dork walked up to me and said…”May I have a word?”  I looked at him and replied…”Sure.  Take asshole I’m not using it right now”.

9–I was with my lady friend at her therapy session and there were 2 younger males (mid teens or so) rehabbing……they were talking about a date one had where he watched a movie with this bird he wanted to jump….the movie was Titanic….he talked about the movie and then he said…..”and the boat sank” there was a pause and he then said “I did not see that coming”.  I damn near choked on my water!  I cry for the future!

10-Student Loans!  Did you know that the Dept. of Education will show a larger profit this year than Apple?

11-I can recall when vodka tasted like vodka and a martini was made with gin….the good old days!

12-I remember when men knew how to shave properly.

13-You realize that the money spent making 2 Hulk movies they could made a real one…..

14-Why is it the it is always Repubs that misquote the Bible or constitutional issues…I mean they all walk around with a copy of the US Constitution in their pocket….oh wait….it is a political prop does not mean they have read it.

15-On May 29th Breaking News was that there was a tornado warning in Oklahoma……..why is that news?  It is Spring and there is always tornado warnings in Oklahoma…….that whole thing was just plain silly!