Because of connectile dysfunction, my cable company was down for most of three days, I have to post my stuff today instead of Sunday.

Here goes, all the news that should be served up with booze.

1–More bad weather, more crashes, both plane and cars.

2–Another Hogan has auto crash problems.–this time, Brooke was not at fault.

3–Space Station has a clogged toilet–now there is a plumber’s bill.

4–3 trainwrecks this week–MS, Chicago and Boston.

5–Another construction crane crashes down and kills people.

That is about the gist of all the worthless ass news.