It is Sunday, a day of rest and contemplation.

I Bring you the news
No One could possibly use
I consulted my muse
But she was high on booze.

Most of the news was election related, but the media did get a few worthless stories into the reports.

1–Charlton Heston rolls boxcars–dies at 84

2–More polygamists found and arrested in Texas–these people are just nuts–why would anyone want more than one wife?

3–More auto crashes, House fires, Armed stand offs and school lock downs

4–12 yr old girl found working in strip club in Dallas—she was doing what strippers do

5–More crappy weather in the heartland

6–Olympic torch is catching hell from Tibetans no matter where it goes.

7–Yet another English judge has determined that Princess Di is STILL dead

That was the news and I hope you have a sh*tty day