If you are not a political junkie then your media coverage really sucks..Bite me!

You cannot use
A single piece of this news.

1–Paris Hilton’s new movie opened in 111 theaters and made a grand total of $25,000. Does that mean she will not get an Oscar?

2–Obama wins his second Grammy and he beats out Bill Clinton…looks like a trend starting.

3–Another school shooting, more crazies, and freaky ass weather in Sou. CA.

4–$160 million art theft in Switzerland….where will they sell this sh*t?

5–Spears may have a new CA law named after her.

6–Sen. Craig is having his pee-pee spanked by the ethics committee—is he smiling?

7–OJ’s girlfriend goes to hospital with a head injury–think about it! Does that sound a bit familiar?

8–7 people killed in a highway drag racing incident…..live for the moment…well not again.