From now until the end of the primary season there will be little worthless news, for a change. This is the slim pickings from the past week.

Worthless News
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A Quart of Booze
Onto The Ooze

1–Africa is on fire again, Kenyan politics is to blame this time.

2–Missing snowmobilers found–do these morons every watch the weather channel?

3–Yet more bad weathe, a trainwreck, a car chase, a car crash, more missing women…and a partridge in a pear tree.

4–Here is “who gives a rat’s ass” report–T. Cruise may be the #2 person in scientology.

5–For all the comix geeks–Spidey is getting a divorce from MJ.

6–Jaime lynn Spears has been dumped by her boyfriend and now he wants a paternity test on the baby–Apples do not fall far from the tree, huh? Does that mean she is bumpin’ ugly with everyone?

Enough is enough! time to pass on to the next day–bye!