Another Sunday in the park–Damn that was Chicago. I have put together the most wonderful collection of worthless crap that CNN or MSNBC or FOX could come up with in the past week.

NEWS GOES BETTER WITH BOOZE!

1–Yet another person hassled by Southwest Airlines for the way he was dressed. Someone needs to publish a passenger’s dress code.

2-A huge sink hole is claiming expensive homes in Calif.–I told you Calif. sucked!

3-OMG! Another investigation into Princess Di death–how long must we endure this sh*t?

4–Marion Jones is ordered to return 5 medals and repay $100,000…thinking…I thought she was an amateur athlete?

5–Japanese have genetically engineered a clear skin frog–I have nothing clever to say.

6–Another noose shows up in NYC, at the campus of Columbia University. Still think there is no racism?

7–Vick told to repay $20 million to the Falcons organization.

8–Guy in Wisconsin that shot up girlfriends party killing ppl and then escaped , shot self in head 3 times. How do you do that? It is kinda like choking yourself with handcuffs behind your back.

9–USMC wants out of Iraq–that ought to play well with the army/marine rivalry.

10-EX commander in Iraq rips Bush and boyz as incompetant–but we already knew that, so not much new there.

That is the crap you missed. Now aren’t you glad I showed up? HA!

TTFN! Peace–Out!