I see by the ragged clock on the wall, it is Sunday—-Sunday—Sunday and time for my news update. ALL THE VIEWS THAT SHOULD NOT BE NEWS!
1–Weekly World News will stop publication after 28 yrs. What will the world do without Bat Boy?
2–Ford and now Chevy have announced they will no longer produce a minivan. I guess low milage and hi consumption SUVs are more desireable.
3–Mitt has a son named TAGG. What is it with rich people naming their kids? I guess George, Tom or Mike is not good enough for them.
4–Rudy’s daughter will be supporting Obama in the elction. Nothing like the closeness of political families, huh?
5–McCain’s campaign worker, Bob Allen, a state lawmaker was arrested for offering to give an undercover cop a BJ for $20. You have got to love Conservs and their stances and then their actions. tee hee!
6–Wal-Mart will soon begin selling Jesus action figures–I got nothing for a comment! I cannot make this sh*t up!
7–Oh yeah, a mine collapsed in Utah–6 miners are trapped–this should be good for a weeks worth of interviews.
8–A new Hawwaiian TV station is received its call letters from the FCC, you gotta love this, K-U-N-T. Personally, I would keep them and make the best of it. Would make for great progamming!
9–Last but far from least!
Did you guys hear about the bridge in Minnesota that collapsed?
Well sports fans, that is about the total of the sworthless bullsh*t I found during the week, ENJOY!
Until next time–Peace Out!