Yesterday I bitched about the coverage the Astro-nut was getting. I bitched about all the media reporting on everything from her hair color to who made the diaper. I bitched and bitched. But I did not expect the story to be upstaged by a death. Ana Nicole Smith, that is.

My theory–Money is the answer. She married a multi-millionaire who left her all his money when he crapped out. Of course, the family was pissed and sued. I think after all the crap she wound up with about $80 million, not bad.

Now think about it–if something happened to her, the son would get the cash, he died, she was devastated, she gave birth to a daughter and now she’s dead. After her sons death she tried to drowned herself, boyfriend found and called for help–bodyguard got her out of water and did CPR and revived her. She had been ill for a couple of months, off and on.

Now think about the cash–who is her heir? The baby, but since it is a minor, who will control the money? Who of all the players would benefit from her death? Who controls the cash?

Answer these questions and you have a helluva ploy emerging. A good TV movie and a good best-seller.

I will be watching the autosy reports carefully–me thinks there be something rotten in Hollywood.

CHUQ
09/02/07