Plastic Fantastic Lover!
Posted: 21 April 2013 Filed under: Observations, Sex | Tags: Nazis, Sexual Behavior, Sexual Health, Sexual Intercourse 10 Comments »People of my age will recall the song from the drug days of Jefferson Airplane (ask me where that name came from sometime) but this is about the sex blow-up dolls like Nikki the Greek Goddess (49.95 plus shipping and handling)…….and of course I had to know where did these inflatable lovers originate……you may be surprised……
The Nazis invented the worst thing ever: the assembly-line death factory. But they also invented something else, perhaps the only legacy of theirs that endures to this very day. During World War II, Hitler’s war machine created the world’s first sex doll: Borghild.
The “field-hygienic project” was an initiative of Himmler, who regarded the doll as a “counterbalance” to the sexual drive of his storm troopers. In one of his letters, he mentions the “unnecessary losses” the Wehrmacht had suffered in France, inflicted by street prostitutes. “The greatest danger in Paris are the wide-spread and uncontrolled whores, picking up clients in bars, dance halls and other places. It is our duty to prevent soldiers from risking their health, just for the sake of a quick adventure”. One assumes Himmler also wanted to stop any racial dilution of the great German army.
The world’s first sex doll – or “gynoid” – was built in 1941 by a team of craftsmen from Germany’s Hygiene Museum in Dresden. The project was supervised by a famous technician, Franz Tschakert. He was the “father of the woman of glass”, which happened to be the sensation of the 1930s International Hygiene Exhibition.
Between June 1940 – 1941, IG Farben had already developed a number of ”skin-friendly polymers” for the SS. Their special characteristics: high-tensile strength and elasticity.
Now I have given you the most useless information that you could possibly be exposed to in this life……do tell what thoughts are racing around your brain.
4 Times The Fun?
Posted: 20 April 2013 Filed under: Sex, Society | Tags: Rape, Sexual Intercourse 4 Comments »I am always searching for interesting, humorous or weird stuff to post on weekends give me and my readers a break from the mind numbing world of politics…….I also try to find enough stuff to have a theme for the weekend….sometimes I am lucky and do just that……this weekend the theme is man’s fav pastime…..SEX!
(Newser) – Police say four women weighing about 200 pounds each raped a Toronto man last month after offering him a lift home, the Toronto Star reports. Word is he met them at a downtown nightclub and accepted a ride—but they drove him only a few blocks in an SUV before turning into a parking lot and assaulting him. Police describe the women as being about 5’4″ and in their early thirties; one had a British accent and a tattoo of wings on the back of her neck, the National Post reports.
Sexual assaults by females on males are not unheard of in Toronto, a detective tells the Post. A Canadian Centre for Justice Statistics Report found in 2003 that 8% of sexual assault complainants were male, and male victims were just as likely as females to report the crime. Like women, men are often stigmatized for seeking help: “Other men will say for example, ‘Oh, he’s so lucky,’ like that was actually a positive thing when it wasn’t,” says a rape crisis expert. “I think that that just feeds into the myth that sexual violence is something the victim wants.”
I regret that when I first read this piece my mind went immediately to the crude stuff…..like hope it wasn’t a sub-compact and what was our hero doing that gave him enough energy for all four…….I know I am a pig and a pervert…..but I cannot help it.
Any thoughts?
You Must Be 21 To Participate
Posted: 16 March 2013 Filed under: Civil Rights, Sex, Society | Tags: Entertainment, Pornography, Sexual Intercourse Leave a comment »For my readers and followers that do not understand what happened….I am a political animal but on weekends I give my mind a break and find interesting stuff other than politics on which to post…..some of it is cultural, some sciencey and some just plain absurd…..just my small attempt to keep my mind grounded and well rested for the coming week……enjoy!
Holy crap! There is a wealth of sex news these days……..I just saw the Arias story for the first time last week……you would think the media would be all over this because they love them some gossip……
There are a lot of things that one needs to be 18 to do…..fight for your country, stand trial as an adult, vote, get married and then there are somethings that one must be 21 to participate….like having a drink or buying a gun. And now there is a push for an age upgrade……..
The media were quick to jump all over the “disgraced” Miss Delaware Teen USA’s alleged turn in a porn video. But everyone missed the larger point: Melissa King was just 18 when she supposedly filmed it, writes Charles Lane in the Washington Post. “Why is it even legal to cast an 18-year-old in a sexually explicit movie?” he wonders. Eighteen might be the age at which you can vote, but certainly “having sex with a stranger for money and on camera belongs on the short list of risky behaviors that one can’t legally engage in before age 21,” like drinking, gambling, working as a stripper, or buying a gun. Congress set the minimum age to participate in porn at 18 in 1984, back when it took a lot more time, effort, and money to make a porn film. These days, anyone can film a sex act on a cellphone camera and distribute it on social media. “Mistakes like King’s are much easier to make but much harder to erase,” Lane writes. It’s time for Congress to recognize “the immaturity and vulnerability of some 18- to 21-year-olds” by changing the porn age. Click for Lane’s full column.
This is total crap! If a woman can get married without parental permission then she should be able to have sex and make a movie…….okay let’s say they get their way…..can the female be emancipated and work in porn? Can the parents give their permission for her to work? Can we then expand their little law to include regular movies….no kid actors under the age of 21? Where will it all end?
Wanker Here, Wanker Gone
Posted: 23 February 2013 Filed under: News, Sex | Tags: Science, Sexual Intercourse 8 Comments »Time for some news and info that does not have anything to do with the circus we called American politics…….we all know just how wrapped up in our wankers we males are….how size matter, shape is good…….but there seems to be a more interesting wanker story…..
Newser) – The Chromodoris reticulata has a peculiar way of mating: After the deed is done, the sea slug sheds its penis … and then grows a new one within 24 hours and does the whole thing again. “I haven’t seen anything like this before,” says one expert. A team of Japanese researchers discovered the surprising behavior in the species, which lives in the Pacific Ocean, the BBC reports. Chromodoris reticulata is the first creature known to have what they’re calling a “disposable penis.” Other creatures discard their sex organ post-copulation, but they don’t re-grow it. The researchers called the slug’s behavior “extremely peculiar.”
A large part of the slug’s penis is actually an internal one that’s coiled inside its body; this is what regenerates the detached portion after sex. The studied slugs were seen to mate three times in a row, 24 hours apart each time; it’s not clear if the penis could regenerate once again, perhaps months later. The evolutionary purpose? Scientists aren’t quite sure, but they say the purpose of the first sex act may be to remove any sperm left by a previous partner. The disposable penis is far from the slugs’ only sexual quirk: The penises are equipped with spines that could help with the removal of prior sperm, AFP reports. The creatures are also “simultaneous hermaphrodites,” which means they have male and female sexual organs that can be used simultaneously.
There was a time in my life when this would have been a desirable trait to have…..
Bottom Feeders!
Posted: 3 February 2013 Filed under: News, Observations, Sex | Tags: Sexual Intercourse 11 Comments »I am always looking for weird stuff for my wek end posts, when I try to put politics and such behind me for a couple of relaxful days……Remember that famous line from Shakespeare, “First thing we do is kill all the lawyers”……I think that the HufPo has found that lawyer……
Thomas P. Lowe, a divorce lawyer in Eagan, Minn., has been barred from practicing law for the next 15 months. Lowe recently admitted to having sex with a client — and then billing her for his time.
The St. Paul Pioneer Press reports Lowe and the woman had known each other since 1985, but that affair took off in August 2011, when she approached him to represent her in a divorce. Several days after agreeing to represent her, Lowe reportedly asked if she would be interested in having sex (which is clearly against the Minnesota Rules of Professional Conduct for lawyers).
After their sexual encounters, Lowe would bill the client for his time, coding them as “meetings or drafting memos,” reports the United Press International.
The affair continued until March 2012, then met an abrupt end when Lowe’s wife learned of her husband’s infidelity. According to the Star Tribune of Minnesota, Lowe ended the tryst, withdrew as the woman’s attorney and sent her a bill. His former client then attempted suicide.
When pressed, she disclosed the affair to hospital workers.
You gotta love the cajones of this guy…….but it does little to improve the perception of divorce lawyers……..
I thought my exe’s lawyer was 7 feet tall until I realized he was standing on my wallet……(insert rim shot here)
A Moron Will Always Be a Moron
Posted: 27 January 2013 Filed under: News, Observations, Sex | Tags: Sexual Behavior, Sexual Intercourse 8 Comments »You would think that with all the idiots that do something illegal and then post it on Youtube and get caught would learn a lesson or two…..apparently a moron will always be a moron…….and this guy is a huge moron with the IQ of his hat size…….
Matthew Abram RaderA 30-year-old Oregon man who allegedly tattooed his name near the vagina of a teenaged girl faces charges, including third-degree rape.
An affidavit filed in Oregon’s Benton County Court states that the victim, who has not been publicly identified, told police that Matthew Abram Rader gave her three tattoos for her 15th birthday, including one of his name “near her vagina.”
Police interpreted this to mean that Rader had engaged in a sexual relationship with the victim when she was 14 years old. In Oregon, sexual intercourse with a person under age 16 is considered third-degree rape.
The victim told police that she had never revealed her true age to Rader. However, Oregon law states the fact that a “defendant did not know the child’s age or… reasonably believed the child to be older than the age of 16″ is not a viable defense for rape.
Beginning December 2012, police investigated Rader with the victim’s cooperation, reviewing dozens of pages of sexually explicit messages between her and Rader, according to KVAL. During a Facebook exchange with an officer posing as the victim, Rader allegedly asked for nude photographs of the girl.
Corvallis, Ore., police arrested Rader Jan. 2. He is being held in Benton County Jail on $200,000 bail and faces charges of third-degree rape, second-degree online sexual corruption of a child and a count of using a child in display of sexually explicit conduct.
So this idiot thought a tat of his name next to a minor’s va-jay-jay was a good idea………this moron is the same moron that writes a bank stick up note on the back of his personal deposit slip……….see what happens when you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool?
Clap If It Hurts!
Posted: 19 January 2013 Filed under: News, Observations, Sex, Society | Tags: Sexual Intercourse 2 Comments »The weekend and I breath a sigh of relief…….I can post on things other than the Drama Of Obama………
Back in my military days I recall going to sick call one morning and they call out xrays, couple people go off…….shots, a couple more…….and then the orderly calls out for venereal clinic….a the rest of the waiting room got up and stood in line for their clap treatments…….why do I bring this up today? A good question.
(Newser) – There’s a new reason to stock up on condoms. An “incurable” (or at least, antibiotic-resistant) strain of gonorrhea has made its way across the pond to North America, according to a new study in the Journal of the American Medical Association. At least nine Canadian patients have failed to respond to the typical dose of cefixime, one of the last antibiotics able to treat the STD. “We’ve heard of such cases in Asia and Europe,” one CDC doctor tells NPR. “It’s very concerning.”
The WHO started warning of the dangers of drug-resistant gonorrhea back in June, predicting that in a few years gonorrhea might be able to resist any available treatment. That isn’t the case yet however; all nine Canadian patients were, eventually, cured, most with an injectable antibiotic, CBS News reports.
If that does not put the limber in your Johnson…..then you are celibate or a eunuch…..
Some stories are just scary. Any thoughts?
Not Something “Clap” About
Posted: 17 June 2012 Filed under: Health Care, News, Observations, Society | Tags: Health Issues, Postaday 2012, Sexual Intercourse 5 Comments »Sunday and all is calm and serene…….remember the days of ‘free love’? Probably not….you would have to be an old fart to appreciate those days and all their interests and glory…….where the most popular spot to meet your friends was in line at the local Free Clinic….but the girls you met there you would want to wait a couple of weeks before you hit on them….if you get my drift……(wink)…….
I was once told in a Health class that you COULD get the clap from a toilet seat…..(pause)…….but it is awfully uncomfortable……
Any way I bring up my bad old days for a reason………..
(AP) – A sexually transmitted disease that infects millions of people each year is growing resistant to drugs and could soon become untreatable, says the World Health Organization. The UN health agency is urging governments and doctors to step up surveillance of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea, a bacterial infection that can cause inflammation, infertility, pregnancy complications and, in extreme cases, lead to maternal death. Babies born to mothers with gonorrhea have a 50% chance of developing eye infections that can result in blindness.
“In a couple of years it will have become resistant to every treatment option we have available now,” says a UN scientist. Once considered a scourge of sailors and soldiers, gonorrhea—known colloquially as the clap—became easily treatable with the discovery of penicillin. Now, it is again the second most common sexually transmitted infection after chlamydia. The global health body estimates about 106 million cases annually worldwide.
Damn! It use to be sex, drugs and roll n roll……and today it is masturbation, Advil and IPod….damn this generation is boring!
Obedient Wives Club
Posted: 12 June 2011 Filed under: International Situations, News, Observations, Sex, Society | Tags: Marriage, Muslim, Postaday2011, Sexual Behavior, Sexual Intercourse 3 Comments »My last day of ZEN….my last day of total relaxation and contemplation……my last day of sanity……oh well here goes….
I remember a talk I had years ago with my grandfather on marriage….NO! Not that talk….but rather what to expect……he told me there are two things to remember…..1–women marry men because they want him to change…and he does not….and 2– men marry women and hope they will not change….and they do….and that most assuredly involves sex……
Now here is a good idea? (sarcasm)
From the Newser website:
Malaysian politicians and feminists are furious about a new “Obedient Wives Club” that urges women to provide “prostitute-like” sex to avoid domestic violence and keep their husbands faithful, reports Reuters. The group, started by a group of Muslim women who also support polygamy, says women must believe in God and be hot in the sack to keep the peace. “A man married to a woman who is as good or better than a prostitute in bed has no reason to stray. A woman must do all she can to ensure his desires are met,” Rohaya Mohamed tells the Straits Times.
So if women screw like a high paid call girl they will keep their hubby happy and the abuse will cease, is that about it? What a crock of crap!
Of course, this has taken a hit from activists….
The proclamation has unleashed a storm of criticism. “To hinge fidelity, domestic violence, and the fulfillment of a husband’s responsibilities purely on a wife’s capacity to be obedient, stimulate sexual arousal is not only demeaning to wives, but to husbands as well,” said Shahrizat Jalil, the minister for Women, Family and Community Development. Added the director of rights group Sisters-in-Islam: “Abusive men often use women’s behavior as a sick justification, but in the end, their actions are their responsibility.”The proclamation has unleashed a storm of criticism. “To hinge fidelity, domestic violence, and the fulfillment of a husband’s responsibilities purely on a wife’s capacity to be obedient, stimulate sexual arousal is not only demeaning to wives, but to husbands as well,” said Shahrizat Jalil, the minister for Women, Family and Community Development. Added the director of rights group Sisters-in-Islam: “Abusive men often use women’s behavior as a sick justification, but in the end, their actions are their responsibility.”
The last line says it all for me.
If men would be truthful then they would admit that their “significant other” would be a lot more bearable if they had sex like a hooker….but to come out and say it in no uncertain terms is just…..well stupid!
Thoughts?
Divorcing? No Sex!
Posted: 29 May 2011 Filed under: Observations, Politics, Sex, Society | Tags: GOP, Hot Sex, Laws, Postaday2011, Republicans, Sexual Behavior, Sexual Intercourse, State Politics 7 Comments »AH! Zen! My respite from the mind f*ck that is politics…..a couple of days to relax and mentally refresh……
I bitch about the fact that the GOP, the party of smaller government , is spending a lot of political capital to inject the government into the middle of people’s lives, personal lives, that is…..Newser website has a good report on this type of intrusion….
Massachusetts lawmakers are considering a bill that would forbid parents from having sex inside their homes while getting divorced. The bill is intended to reduce domestic violence and protect children until their parents’ divorce is finalized, supporters tell My Fox Boston. But critics aren’t comfortable with the idea of the government regulating parents’ sex lives. The state is also considering a separate bill that would end lifetime alimony, imposing the kind of payment caps already in effect in most states. Click here for the text of the bill.
I am sorry….but this is one of those things that falls into the category of “none of their f*cking business”! And I do wish that conservs would let the tag line of small government go….there is NOTHING small about the proposals that these state reps are trying to do…..it is the nanny state that they accuse the Dems of constantly…they need to stay out of people’s bedrooms….there is NOTHING there they need to be concerned over!
The GOP is becoming more and more silly with each passing election…the only way they can win is to LIE and LIE heavily….but I enjoy seeing the party of small government shoot themselves in the dick….
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