2012 Anal-Ocity Award Nominees

It is December and this year is quickly drawing to a close and that means a lot to many people…..but to me it means it is time to give the Anal-Ocity Award to the most deserving person.  It was an election year and there were more anal statements flying around than I could keep up without living on the web……..

As usual I let my readers vote on the most anal and the winner will be posted on 31 December and an email will be sent to the winner with a congrats note….

So without further ado…….I give you the 2012 nominees………

1–Franklin Graham, son of the preacher to the presidents……..

Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.

2–Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

3–Nolan Finley in an op-ed……….

Since the national attention is on birth control, here’s my idea: If we want to fight poverty, reduce violent crime and bring down our embarrassing drop-out rate, we should swap contraceptives for fluoride in Michigan’s drinking water.

4–Kansas state representative Virgil Peck on immigration……….

“Looks like to me, if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a (solution) to our illegal immigration problem,”

5–Finally, the GOP man crush….NJ Gov. Christie………

“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

There you have it…the five finalists for the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….please look over the list and vote for the one that you feel deserves the honor for this year…….YOUR vote will decide the winner!

2012 Anal-Ocity #18

It is election time and they seem to come out of the woodwork….they sprint to the closest microphone to make whatever point that they feel will get them into the news cycle….and that is a major contributor to the massive amounts of anal statements…..yep….I got another one…..

This time it is from a guest that was being interviewed on FOX News, one Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson…..while speaking on women in the news he stated…..

PETERSON: “I think that one of the greatest mistakes that America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote. We should have never turned that over to women.”

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

So women are evil and one of this country’s biggest mistakes was giving them the right to vote…is that about it?

I really want to say something clever but about the only thing that comes to mind is…..”Can’t Fix Stupid”!

2012 Anal-Ocity #17

Here we go again…another sanctimonious asshat just had to open his mouth and prove what an idiot he really is….this time it is Mitt’s rocker bud, Ted Nugent……

The washed up rocker had plenty to say at the NRA convention, a place he is still a rocker, the rest of the world thinks he is a bad reality star….some his moronic comments….

Nugent called President Obama a criminal and denounced his “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.”

In addition to the remarks we reported yesterday, Nugent compared President Obama and the Democrats to a coyote that needs to be shot. He then told the crowd that “we’re Americans because we defied the king,” and we must be like Braveheart and “ride into that battlefield and chop [Democrats’] heads off in November.”

If that was not enough he had to add  his best quote about Obama and the Dems…….

If the coyote’s in your living room pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him. […]
Maybe he should take up with Victoria Jackson they seem to be a match made in Heaven (no pun intended)….

2012 Anal-Ocity #16

My readers know that I from time to time find an anal statement that someone in the news makes that is either crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant…..and then I post them and at the end of the year I have my readers vote on the most anal statement of the year…….

In 2007, I as always was making notes and I found one made by a person in the news about the war in Vietnam and as a vet of that war I found it insulting and a completely ignorant thing to say…….I did not offer it up in 2007 for some reason…my guess is I had a brain fart…..and I found it when I was going back through my notebooks from 2007…..so I want to post it now…better late than never…….

David Barton (born 1954) is an American evangelical Christian minister,  conservative activist, and author. He founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization with a goal of exposing the claimed US constitutional separation of church and state as a myth.   Barton is the former co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas.

Okay, we have a Christian activist that has an opinion on the War in Vietnam……

intelligence now shows that had the US just done one more bombing run, the Viet Cong would have surrendered.

This idiot just made it personal!

First, since I was there for 2 and half years, I would tell him, in person, that unless he was actually there he has NO opinion!  My advice is……… SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Second, the North Vietnamese army was just as instrumental in the war as the Viet Cong….

I am tired of all these so-called Americans that have all the answers to what happen in Vietnam and not once had someone shoot at them in anger…..the real problem is that people listen to these insulting a/holes!  Especially detest people like this bonehead that pretends to be some sort of historical expert and then tries to re-write history to suit his pathetic narrative…….

2012 Anal-Ocity #15

More anal statements coming from our “trusted” news media.

I am an aging hippie (at least that is what I have been labelled with in the past)…..I remember the embarrassment that FOX’s Geraldo Rivera has heaped on himself…..first, it was he was hit in the face by a neo-Nazi with a chair that broke his nose and then there was his famous Capone vault debacle that was nothing short of amazingly hilarious when the the big deal was opened and there was not even rat crap in it……but he strikes again!

We all have heard the reports of this teen in Florida, Trayvon Martin, that was killed by a man while walking home from a store……some blame the man, others blame the teen but good old Geraldo has his idea and that idea is moronic….and being moronic lets him enter into the world of anal-ocities……

In his show he made this statement…..

Rivera: I believe that George Zimmerman, the overzealous neighborhood watch captain, should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted. But I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.

So, according to Geraldo a fashion choice is to blame for a death and NOT the asshole with a 9mm!

I guess that means we can blame a women’s fashion choice of a mini skirt or short shorts for her rape…

the gun did not kill the teen…..Zimmerman did not kill the teen……it was the teen’s fashion choice that is to blame.

2012 Anal-Ocity #14

In my search for the most anal statements uttered by people in the news, I have accused of giving Dems a break……..well, I think that is a mistaken perception….I hate anal statements NO matter who utters them…..and today’s anal-ocity is from our Prez……..I listened to his energy speech the other day and found something wrong….not so much an anal statement but more like a historical lie….and as we know I dislike people that misrepresent history……. our Prez made it into the running for tha Assie Award at the end of the year…..

While speaking about energy he said this…..

President Rutherford B. Hayes’ apparent dismissal of the telephone. But while Obama thinks the GOP is in need of a science lesson, he may need to bone up on history himself.

In mocking the GOP, Obama cited an anecdote about Hayes in which, upon using the telephone for the first time, he said, “It’s a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?”

“That’s why he’s not on Mount Rushmore,” Obama said. “He’s explaining why we can’t do something instead of why we can do something.”

That is just wrong and i am here to set the record straight…… Nan Card, curator of manuscripts at the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center in Ohio, told TPM that the nation’s 19th president was being unfairly tagged as a Luddite.

“He really was the opposite,” she said. “He had the first telephone in the White House. He also had the first typewriter in the White House. Thomas Edison came to the White House as well and displayed the phonograph. Photographing people who came to the White House and visited at dinners and receptions was also very important to him.”

All I ask is that these politicians stop trying to re-write history to fit their narrative…..is that too much to ask?

2012 Anal-Ocity #13

There are times when anal statements go beyond tasteless and approach disgusting……and one of the most disgusting people with the most disgusting mouth is no other than the Right’s media God……Rush Limbaugh….

We all know the back and forth on contraception……and recently a Georgetown student testified, Sandra Fluke and Rush attacked her before she even finished her testimony…..calling her a “slut”……but that is not his most anal, disgusting statement……

“So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I’ll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

This person is a perv that needs to be off the air……..I am waiting to see how many in the GOP will attack him…..my guess is that will get a free ride using the 1st amendment as a defense….

Maybe they ought to see about giving this pig the same punishment they gave Imus for his “nappy hos” comment….we will NEVER be that lucky!