It is December and this year is quickly drawing to a close and that means a lot to many people…..but to me it means it is time to give the Anal-Ocity Award to the most deserving person. It was an election year and there were more anal statements flying around than I could keep up without living on the web……..
As usual I let my readers vote on the most anal and the winner will be posted on 31 December and an email will be sent to the winner with a congrats note….
So without further ado…….I give you the 2012 nominees………
1–Franklin Graham, son of the preacher to the presidents……..
Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.
2–Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-
“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”
“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”
3–Nolan Finley in an op-ed……….
Since the national attention is on birth control, here’s my idea: If we want to fight poverty, reduce violent crime and bring down our embarrassing drop-out rate, we should swap contraceptives for fluoride in Michigan’s drinking water.
4–Kansas state representative Virgil Peck on immigration……….
“Looks like to me, if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a (solution) to our illegal immigration problem,”
5–Finally, the GOP man crush….NJ Gov. Christie………
“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”
There you have it…the five finalists for the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….please look over the list and vote for the one that you feel deserves the honor for this year…….YOUR vote will decide the winner!