2012 Anal-Ocity #16

My readers know that I from time to time find an anal statement that someone in the news makes that is either crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant…..and then I post them and at the end of the year I have my readers vote on the most anal statement of the year…….

In 2007, I as always was making notes and I found one made by a person in the news about the war in Vietnam and as a vet of that war I found it insulting and a completely ignorant thing to say…….I did not offer it up in 2007 for some reason…my guess is I had a brain fart…..and I found it when I was going back through my notebooks from 2007…..so I want to post it now…better late than never…….

David Barton (born 1954) is an American evangelical Christian minister,  conservative activist, and author. He founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization with a goal of exposing the claimed US constitutional separation of church and state as a myth.   Barton is the former co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas.

Okay, we have a Christian activist that has an opinion on the War in Vietnam……

intelligence now shows that had the US just done one more bombing run, the Viet Cong would have surrendered.

This idiot just made it personal!

First, since I was there for 2 and half years, I would tell him, in person, that unless he was actually there he has NO opinion!  My advice is……… SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Second, the North Vietnamese army was just as instrumental in the war as the Viet Cong….

I am tired of all these so-called Americans that have all the answers to what happen in Vietnam and not once had someone shoot at them in anger…..the real problem is that people listen to these insulting a/holes!  Especially detest people like this bonehead that pretends to be some sort of historical expert and then tries to re-write history to suit his pathetic narrative…….

2012 Anal-Ocity #15

More anal statements coming from our “trusted” news media.

I am an aging hippie (at least that is what I have been labelled with in the past)…..I remember the embarrassment that FOX’s Geraldo Rivera has heaped on himself…..first, it was he was hit in the face by a neo-Nazi with a chair that broke his nose and then there was his famous Capone vault debacle that was nothing short of amazingly hilarious when the the big deal was opened and there was not even rat crap in it……but he strikes again!

We all have heard the reports of this teen in Florida, Trayvon Martin, that was killed by a man while walking home from a store……some blame the man, others blame the teen but good old Geraldo has his idea and that idea is moronic….and being moronic lets him enter into the world of anal-ocities……

In his show he made this statement…..

Rivera: I believe that George Zimmerman, the overzealous neighborhood watch captain, should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted. But I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.

So, according to Geraldo a fashion choice is to blame for a death and NOT the asshole with a 9mm!

I guess that means we can blame a women’s fashion choice of a mini skirt or short shorts for her rape…

the gun did not kill the teen…..Zimmerman did not kill the teen……it was the teen’s fashion choice that is to blame.

2012 Anal-Ocity #14

In my search for the most anal statements uttered by people in the news, I have accused of giving Dems a break……..well, I think that is a mistaken perception….I hate anal statements NO matter who utters them…..and today’s anal-ocity is from our Prez……..I listened to his energy speech the other day and found something wrong….not so much an anal statement but more like a historical lie….and as we know I dislike people that misrepresent history……. our Prez made it into the running for tha Assie Award at the end of the year…..

While speaking about energy he said this…..

President Rutherford B. Hayes’ apparent dismissal of the telephone. But while Obama thinks the GOP is in need of a science lesson, he may need to bone up on history himself.

In mocking the GOP, Obama cited an anecdote about Hayes in which, upon using the telephone for the first time, he said, “It’s a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?”

“That’s why he’s not on Mount Rushmore,” Obama said. “He’s explaining why we can’t do something instead of why we can do something.”

That is just wrong and i am here to set the record straight…… Nan Card, curator of manuscripts at the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center in Ohio, told TPM that the nation’s 19th president was being unfairly tagged as a Luddite.

“He really was the opposite,” she said. “He had the first telephone in the White House. He also had the first typewriter in the White House. Thomas Edison came to the White House as well and displayed the phonograph. Photographing people who came to the White House and visited at dinners and receptions was also very important to him.”

All I ask is that these politicians stop trying to re-write history to fit their narrative…..is that too much to ask?

2012 Anal-Ocity #13

There are times when anal statements go beyond tasteless and approach disgusting……and one of the most disgusting people with the most disgusting mouth is no other than the Right’s media God……Rush Limbaugh….

We all know the back and forth on contraception……and recently a Georgetown student testified, Sandra Fluke and Rush attacked her before she even finished her testimony…..calling her a “slut”……but that is not his most anal, disgusting statement……

“So, Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I’ll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.”

This person is a perv that needs to be off the air……..I am waiting to see how many in the GOP will attack him…..my guess is that will get a free ride using the 1st amendment as a defense….

Maybe they ought to see about giving this pig the same punishment they gave Imus for his “nappy hos” comment….we will NEVER be that lucky!

2012 Anal-Ocity #12

I know that viewers of Info Ink my think that I pick on the GOP and Repubs when I am writing about anal statements……I apologize but 9 out of 10 anal statements are made by people calling themselves Repub……..when a liberal or Dem makes a moronic statement I will include their stupidity along with the ones I have now…..

we have all heard how much a “radical” organization ACORN or Planned parenthood are and how they are leading unsuspecting women down the road……but you know a Repub from Indiana has made what I believe is the most anal crap uttered in the first part of 2012……

Bob Morris, Repub representative from the Fort Wayne area has decided to do something……..he has decided not to support a resolution celebrating the 100th anniversary of the Girl Scouts because he feels the group is a “radicalized organization” that “sexualizes” young girls and promotes homosexuality.

… Morris said he found online allegations that the Girl Scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, encourage sex and allow transgender females to join. He also wrote that the fact that first lady Michelle Obama is honorary president should give lawmakers pause before they endorse the Girl Scouts.

Morris goes on to say those considered role models by the Girl Scouts are all “feminists, lesbians, or Communists” and claims that troops are no longer allowed to pray or sing Christmas Carols.

Is there a stupidity test that GOP candidates have to pass to run for office?  My daughter was in the Girl scouts for years and I NEVER saw or heard of anything that this pea brain is talking about…..this is what happens when you let cousins mate….I wish I could be more polite but when people like him are allowed to talk or represent the people of this country then we are in serious trouble.

2012 Anal-Ocity #11

This whole contraception thingy is getting way out of control……none of these stupid deliberations is putting anyone to work…..and that should be a priority and not what I do in my bedroom…..today’s edition is from the Detroit News….one opinion writer named Nolan Finley in his piece wrote…

Since the national attention is on birth control, here’s my idea: If we want to fight poverty, reduce violent crime and bring down our embarrassing drop-out rate, we should swap contraceptives for fluoride in Michigan’s drinking water.

But please read the rest of his op-ed…….
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This guy would fit well in my state of Mississippi….he would be welcomed by the bigoted masses….so if Michigan ever feels the need to throw this bigot out of the state….just tell him there is a place for him….just head South until he reaches the area of the country that is still in the 1860’s…..this guy makes my racist father look like a leftist!

2012 Anal-Ocity #10

That time again….the time to call out those mental midgets that cannot keep their mouths shut….

In recent weeks the political conversation has gone from Obama sucks to contraception sucks (that is one way to prevent pregnancy)…..let me say….I do not understand the fascination with what goes on in my bedroom, because i really could care less about theirs……..

Now the conversation from Rick Santorum is that contraception is no good and under his Victorian way of thinking it is NOT good for the country that it is destroying society and the family……But the best quote about the contraception issue was uttered by Santorum’s sugar daddy…..Foster Friess……His statement was….

“This contraception thing, my gosh it’s so inexpensive. Back in my day they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives, the gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”

Now there are so many things to say…..but I cannot stop laughing long enough to say them……(pause here for raucous laughter to reside)……where does the GOP find these people?  Is there a lab somewhere that breeds them?

Okay this is the most moronic thing I have ever heard…..why?  Well if the “gal” holds that aspirin tightly between her legs and is then bent over a table….problem is NOT solved.  I know crude….but you get my point!

2012 Anal-Ocity #9

During this time of the menstrual cycle we call democracy many things are said and many of those could be considered an anal statement……and one of the most anal is one, Rick Santorum….he has said many things but I could not decide which needed to be immortalized…..until I heard this….when giving a speech he was asked about the decision on Prop 8…….

Ninth Circuit Court of Appeal’s decision striking down Proposition 8— accused the administration of “crushing” religion and setting the United States on the path towards executing religious people by decapitation:

SANTORUM: They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you right, what’s left are no unalienable rights, what’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine.Ladies and gentlemen, we’re a long way from that, but if we do and follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.

I would like to interject something into this….but why?  Santorum did it for me…….

2012 Anal-Ocity #8

Don’t look now but it is gonna be a helluva year for anal statements…..especially because of the election there will be many  many statements that will be walked back…..

On the day after winning his victory in Florida, Mitt Romney was being interviewed by NBC News and when he was asked about the condition of the country and the economy he replied…….

“I am not worried about the poor for they have a safety net……”

Would that safety net be such programs as Medicaid welfare and food stamps?  And are not those the programs that his party hates so much and tries to destroy at every move?

I realize that Mitt was probably speaking his mind and the the media will make hay out of his statement…..but Mitt and all others need to remember that in the 24 hour news cycle, everything they say will be taken out of context and used against them at every turn….you can bet your butt Mitt will live to regret that he said that about the poor…..

2012 Anal-Ocity #7

I wish I could just let some things go……my daughter tells me that I will live longer if I ignore the stupid……but unfortunately for me….I cannot!

This post is yet another anal statement made by an elected official……as a bit of a history geek I find it offensive when someone that is in a leadership position has NO grasp of history and of the idiocy they spread…………

Today’s entry into the running for the most anal statement was made by the media’s love child,….New Jersey’s governor Chris Christie……in a recent speech he made a really stupid statement and deserves all the notoriety that I can heap onto him….

Christie said: “The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

This is the rest of the quote: “It was our political institutions that were holding things back. I don’t think there’s anything necessarily so special about this particular issue that it must be handled by a Legislature. Why would that be?…I don’t understand how anybody could argue with letting the people decide this issue.”

Either Christie did not pay attention in history class or he is too young to remember what the Civil Rights struggle was all about……does he NOT realize that black people could not vote effectively in the South….in the 1960’s he really thinks that white segregationist Southerns would have voted in favor of civil rights?

This is the mindless dribble that takes our system of government to the pinnacle of stupidity!

You can’t fix stupid!