2012 Anal-Ocity #10
Posted: 16 February 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, Observations, Sex, Society | Tags: Anal Statements, Contraception, Postaday 2012, Santorum 2 Comments »That time again….the time to call out those mental midgets that cannot keep their mouths shut….
In recent weeks the political conversation has gone from Obama sucks to contraception sucks (that is one way to prevent pregnancy)…..let me say….I do not understand the fascination with what goes on in my bedroom, because i really could care less about theirs……..
Now the conversation from Rick Santorum is that contraception is no good and under his Victorian way of thinking it is NOT good for the country that it is destroying society and the family……But the best quote about the contraception issue was uttered by Santorum’s sugar daddy…..Foster Friess……His statement was….
“This contraception thing, my gosh it’s so inexpensive. Back in my day they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives, the gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”
Now there are so many things to say…..but I cannot stop laughing long enough to say them……(pause here for raucous laughter to reside)……where does the GOP find these people? Is there a lab somewhere that breeds them?
Okay this is the most moronic thing I have ever heard…..why? Well if the “gal” holds that aspirin tightly between her legs and is then bent over a table….problem is NOT solved. I know crude….but you get my point!
2012 Anal-Ocity #9
Posted: 14 February 2012 Filed under: News, Observations, Religion, Society | Tags: Anal Statements, Postaday 2012, Republican Candidates, Same Sex Marriage 6 Comments »During this time of the menstrual cycle we call democracy many things are said and many of those could be considered an anal statement……and one of the most anal is one, Rick Santorum….he has said many things but I could not decide which needed to be immortalized…..until I heard this….when giving a speech he was asked about the decision on Prop 8…….
Ninth Circuit Court of Appeal’s decision striking down Proposition 8— accused the administration of “crushing” religion and setting the United States on the path towards executing religious people by decapitation:
SANTORUM: They are taking faith and crushing it. Why? Why? When you marginalize faith in America, when you remove the pillar of God-given rights, then what’s left is the French Revolution. What’s left is the government that gives you right, what’s left are no unalienable rights, what’s left is a government that will tell you who you are, what you’ll do and when you’ll do it. What’s left in France became the guillotine.Ladies and gentlemen, we’re a long way from that, but if we do and follow the path of President Obama and his overt hostility to faith in America, then we are headed down that road.
I would like to interject something into this….but why? Santorum did it for me…….
2012 Anal-Ocity #8
Posted: 1 February 2012 Filed under: Elections, News, Observations, Politics | Tags: Anal Statements, Mitt Romney, Postaday 2012 2 Comments »Don’t look now but it is gonna be a helluva year for anal statements…..especially because of the election there will be many many statements that will be walked back…..
On the day after winning his victory in Florida, Mitt Romney was being interviewed by NBC News and when he was asked about the condition of the country and the economy he replied…….
“I am not worried about the poor for they have a safety net……”
Would that safety net be such programs as Medicaid welfare and food stamps? And are not those the programs that his party hates so much and tries to destroy at every move?
I realize that Mitt was probably speaking his mind and the the media will make hay out of his statement…..but Mitt and all others need to remember that in the 24 hour news cycle, everything they say will be taken out of context and used against them at every turn….you can bet your butt Mitt will live to regret that he said that about the poor…..
2012 Anal-Ocity #7
Posted: 31 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, Civil Rights, History, Observations, Society | Tags: Anal Statements, Postaday 2012 8 Comments »I wish I could just let some things go……my daughter tells me that I will live longer if I ignore the stupid……but unfortunately for me….I cannot!
This post is yet another anal statement made by an elected official……as a bit of a history geek I find it offensive when someone that is in a leadership position has NO grasp of history and of the idiocy they spread…………
Today’s entry into the running for the most anal statement was made by the media’s love child,….New Jersey’s governor Chris Christie……in a recent speech he made a really stupid statement and deserves all the notoriety that I can heap onto him….
Christie said: “The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”
This is the rest of the quote: “It was our political institutions that were holding things back. I don’t think there’s anything necessarily so special about this particular issue that it must be handled by a Legislature. Why would that be?…I don’t understand how anybody could argue with letting the people decide this issue.”
Either Christie did not pay attention in history class or he is too young to remember what the Civil Rights struggle was all about……does he NOT realize that black people could not vote effectively in the South….in the 1960′s he really thinks that white segregationist Southerns would have voted in favor of civil rights?
This is the mindless dribble that takes our system of government to the pinnacle of stupidity!
You can’t fix stupid!
2012 Anal-Ocity #6
Posted: 30 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, News, Observations, Politics, Society | Tags: Anal Statements, Postaday 2012, Republicans, State Politics 4 Comments »Is it just me or do the anal statements seem to be flying out of the mouths of idiots at an ever increasing pace? Is it the season or just people becoming more of a dumbass than usual?
Today we have a state representative showing his true colors (they all do if they talk long enough), this it is a person from the Kansas state legislature……
State Rep. Virgil Peck, a Republican, declined to talk to a CNN en Español journalist who was waiting for him at his office Thursday. On Monday, Peck made headlines when, during an appropriations committee meeting, he made a reference to an agricultural program that controls the state’s feral hog population by shooting them from helicopters.
“Looks like to me, if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a (solution) to our illegal immigration problem,” Peck said.
I guess I can understand this thinking, after all it is the state that kills abortion doctors….Got to appreciate a racist that is also stupid…..and that leads me to my fav quote, well one of my favs)…..You Can’t Fix Stupid”………
2012 Anal-Ocity #5
Posted: 27 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, News, Observations, Politics, Society | Tags: Anal Statements, GOP, Postaday 2012, Republicans 8 Comments »And so the idiots speak on and on……..then there are those people that open their mouths and sh*t falls out…I call those anal statements or anal-ocities……I am sorry to say that there seems to be more and more elected officials that just do not know when to keep their mouths shut….I cannot tell if they are just stupid or maybe unfeeling and uninformed…..any way they keep talking and talking and I will keep posting and posting…….
This time it is the US Congressman from Colorado…..and when he was asked about Pres. Obama he said….
”I don’t even want to have to be associated with him,” Lamborn had said, according to the Colorado Springs Gazette. “It’s like touching a tar baby, and you get it — you know, you’re stuck, and you’re part of the problem now, and you can’t get away.”
Another great American showing his true American colors! Sorry but as elected official for the US then he needs to show respect for the person that the American people elected….by the way, overwhelmingly!
Just another possible nominee for the coveted Assie Award……good luck to Rep. Lamborn….
2012 Anal-Ocity #4
Posted: 24 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, Observations, Politics | Tags: Anal Statements, Anal-ocity, Mitt Romney, Postaday 2012 6 Comments »It is the silly season and as expected there has been a wealth of stupid stuff carried on by the candidates….and I try to hold off until I find one that is a real ass kicker…..one that is so anal and so wrong that it begs to be put into my anal-ocity for the competition at the end of the year…..
This one is more about redundancy than about outright BS….it is about how many times someone can say the same word in the same thought…..and it is our old friend Mitt.
I regret that I did not get it posted sooner…..it is from Mitt’s speech in new Hampshire….I had it bookmark but with South Carolina so close the the NH primary I did not have a chance to read it until today…….I have said it is about the redundancy of a word that caught my eye…..
I want you to remember when our White House reflected the best of who we are, not the worst of what Europe has become.
That America is still out there. We still believe in that America.
We still believe in the America that is a land of opportunity and a beacon of freedom. We believe in the America that challenges each of us to be better and bigger than ourselves.
This election, let’s fight for the America we love. We believe in America.
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.
2012 Anal-Ocity #3
Posted: 6 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity, Elections, Observations, Politics | Tags: Anal Statements, Homosexuality, Postaday 2012, Republican Candidates, Santorum 7 Comments »After all it is the silly season, the 2012 election season, and I expect a plethora of anal comments coming from all quarters…..I should have an excellent crop to choose from for the winner of th “Assie” award at the end of the year……..
Today’s goodie comes from GOP candidate for the GOP nomination to face Pres. Obama in November, Rick Santorum….he has many comments in the past that has labelled him an extremist, hard right extremist…..and he has made a few comments that would make a sane person ask…WTF? And today’s anal-ocity is just such a comment…..
On the stump when asked about homosexuals he said…..
I do not have a problem with homosexuals, but I do with homosexual acts
It is okay to be gay you just cannot act on any of the urges……WTF?
This type of doublespeak should work well in the South…if he last that long……if not he can always claim the fame of being included in Info Ink’s Anal-Ocity posts…….not everyone is that lucky……
2012 Anal-Ocity #1
Posted: 2 January 2012 Filed under: 2012 Anal-Ocity | Tags: Anal Statements, Anal-ocity, Postaday 2012 2 Comments »A new year and a new batch of anal or moronic statements uttered by people in the news……remember my readers get to pick the most anal statement….last year my readers pick good old Newt Gingrich as the most anal. This year we pick our next prez….will it be Obama or his GOP counterpart?
The first anal statement of the year comes from presidential hopeful….Mitt Romney….
Mitt Romney attempted to turn around a common complaint about himself and use it against Barack Obama, accusing the president of being out of touch. Referring to Obama’s statement last year that “things would have been a lot worse” without his stimulus plan, Romney told the Huffington Post, “When the president’s characterization of our economy was, ‘It could be worse,’ it reminded me of Marie Antoinette: ‘Let them eat cake.’ This is not a time to be talking about, ‘It could be worse.’ It’s a time to recognize that things should be better.”
As a political geek, I take exception to politicos that have NO idea what they are talking about…..and Mitt is ignorant!
First, Marie Antoinette never said “Let them eat cake”…..
Second, Marie was oblivious to the suffering and the actual conditions in France at the time of the revolution….kinda like Mitt and his class……..they have NO idea what the real people of this country are going through on a daily basis……and for this reason Mitt is our first anal of the year….thanx Mitt you make my job so much easier…..
Winner! 2011 Anal-Ocity Award!
Posted: 30 December 2011 Filed under: News, Observations | Tags: Anal Statements, Anal-ocity, Assie Award, Postaday2011 2 Comments »As the year draws to an end…..it is time for the announcement of Info Ink’s annual Anal-Ocity award, the “Assie”,………I would like to thank all those who participated in determining the winner……and now with all that behind us….
First runner up was…….#5………
Newt Gingrich (again)–“I am convinced that if we do not decisively win the struggle over the nature of America, by the time they’re my age they will be in a secular atheist country, potentially one dominated by radical Islamists and with no understanding of what it once meant to be an American.”
In 2nd place……….#3………..
3–Rep. Paul Broun of Georgia–“In fact, Franklin Delano Roosevelt sent his advisors, his close friends, his cabinet people to go visit with Stalin in communist Russia to study what he was doing, what Stalin was doing there so that FDR could replicate it here in the United States.”
And now……(may I have a drum roll please)……..the winner of the 2011 “Assie” Award is………(pause here for effect)………#1……our favorite whack-a-doodle…….Newt…..
”You have a very poor neighborhood. You have students that are required to go to school. They have no money, no habit of work,” Gingrich said. “What if you paid them in the afternoon to work? What if they became assistant janitors, and their job was to mop the floor and clean the bathroom?”
Thank you one and all for your participation and Mr. Newt Gingrich will be getting an email from Info Ink informing him of his prestigious win….
Thanx again, my friends……
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