Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #9

This is the fun stuff……keeping track of the totally anal statements the some will make…….never once do they consider what they say…….arrogance comes to mind……but stupidity is the norm………..

I do not just pick on the Right….an anal statement is an anal statement……..

Right’s man crush…..Putin is not immune from stupid……Ukraine has given us some really moronic statements………

Vladimir Putin floated a simple idea today to stop the violence in southeastern Ukraine: Ukraine should just give up.

“Putin emphasized that it was imperative today to withdraw all military units from the southeastern regions, stop the violence, and immediately launch a broad national dialogue as part of the constitutional reform process involving all regions and political forces,

Just so much stupid…….Telling a nation to stop doing what it is doing and submit…….just how do you think that will go over?

2–Now the prez of Germany is telling another country what to do………

Germany’s president warned during a trip to Turkey on Monday against the consequences of curbing freedom of expression and he criticized Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan’s leadership style.

A heavy-handed crackdown on anti-government demonstrations since last year and a corruption scandal swirling around Erdogan’s inner circle have generated the greatest challenge to the premier’s 11-year rule and drawn the outspoken disapproval of senior officials in the European Union.

Gauck, a former East German Lutheran pastor who campaigned for the 1989 fall of the Berlin Wall, praised Turkey for the progress made under Erdogan on issues such as the economy and the Kurdish peace process, but added:

“Recently we have also heard voices of disappointment, bitterness and outrage at a style of leadership which many see as a risk to democracy,” he said in an address at the Middle East Technical University in Ankara.

 

Sorry but the last time anyone listen to Germany on foreign policy was in the 1930’s……..and what will they do if Turkey does not comply?  I know they will their enforcer…the US…….

3–Where do they find these twats?  I mean just make up some crap put it on a blog and the Righties will crap all over themselves to repeat it…….this is from the mouths of Matt Barber,

We’re probably five, six years at the most, I think, behind Canada in terms of enacting such hate-speech kind of laws and crackdown. It’s already happening informally, as we saw, again, with Mozilla, with Eich, as we’re seeing with Donald Sterling.

And it’s easy to do with Donald Sterling. You know, they can test the waters because, I think, universally people agree that what he said his horrible and he’s just kind of a not a very appealing guy and his words were reprehensible. So, they’ve already banned him for life from the NBA, they’ve already banned him from having anything to do with the team that he owns, which may or may not be appropriate, but people are clamoring and saying, ‘That’s not enough!’ And I don’t know what else they want to, do they want him tarred and feathered, do they want him drawn and quartered? They certainly want to force, and confiscate his property, and that’s what we’re talking about, and that’s what happened with Brendan Eich, they confiscated, essentially, his livelihood, his means of carrying out a living and feeding his family.

I think Mr. Barber is thinking about a hundred years too late…..think Sedition Act of 1918….such a f*cking moron!

4–And then speaks another of the paranoid Muslim haters….one Bill Muehlenberg…..

Whether in Western nations or in supposed moderate Muslim nations, the spread of sharia continues unabated. And the loss of freedom and democracy is the inevitable result. As Islam continues to conquer by force of arms or stealth jihad, the liberties of the rest of the world continue to shrink.

Cases of this occurring are never ending it seems, and you finish one article on this, only to find new, even more frightening examples of creeping sharia. The capitulation of the Western world to the demands of Islam is hugely worrying, and places like Europe and the UK seem just about gone.

Consider the latest move in the UK to placate and appease Islam, even if it means snubbing your nose at Englishmen themselves. The headline reflects a growing trend to do everything to accommodate Islam, no matter what the consequences for everyone else: “Subway removes ham and bacon from nearly 200 stores and offers halal meat only after ‘strong demand’ from Muslims.”

And what next? Will Subway bow to further Islamic pressure and stop serving altogether during Ramadan? Will it soon remove female employees, or at least cover them in burqas to keep Muslims happy? Will they soon be lying out Islamic prayer mats for any devout Muslim seeking to do his daily religious duties while munching on his sub sandwich?

Sorry had to post the whole thing so that my reader can see just how moronic these twats are becoming……these urchins just keep coming out of the rotten woodwork……

5–We can always depend on the Right’s mental midget, Alex Jones, for some really juicy bullsh*t!

InfoWars host Alex Jones may be feuding with Glenn Beck, but he appears to be emulating the former Fox News pundit’s driftintotelevangelism. Jones spoke today with WorldNetDaily editor Joseph Farah and the two agreed that the United States is experiencing God’s wrath.

“We have become a decadent, wicked country and we’re going to be judged,” Jones said. Farah interjected that “this is judgment, what we’re experiencing now is judgment.”

Later, Jones added that “the judgment’s only beginning though, I have a real feeling of dread in my spirit about what’s coming.”

God’s wrath?  only a pea-brain douche would even use those words and can anyone believe that there are some that look to these toads for news?

6–One of my fave Righties is Larry Klayman and homeboy has a reason for these recent racist outbursts………

Larry Klayman insists Americans had “stopped thinking in racial terms” until Barack Obama was elected president, which is why Klayman says that Obama is to blame for recent racist statements made by Cliven Bundy and Donald Sterling.

Klayman, who is working with Bundy on his foundering legal dispute with the federal government, warned in his Friday WorldNetDaily colum that Obama is trying to extract “reparations” from “whitey.” “[W]hites, and particularly rich ones, are now at the back of the bus,” as “Obama has set back the civil rights movement to the days preceding King and the advancement in race relations that followed his death.”

“While I cannot with certainty explain the recent outbursts of what the mainstream media perceived as racism by Cliven Bundy, owner of the Bundy ranch in Nevada, and Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angeles Clippers, this feeling and latent resentment by whites that they do not have a president who represents their interests, but instead is prejudiced against them, may be a large part of the underlying cause,” Klayman said.

“Much as blacks experienced in the years leading up to Obama’s election, and even to today, whites now feel disenfranchised by our chief executive, and they may be striking back subconsciously with this resentment.”

Unfortunately I will agree with Klayman…..we had stopped, for the most part, thinking in racial terms until Obama was elected and then the Right went batshit crazy and they started all the racists bullshit.

i have to end edition #9 here…it has been exhausting but do not fear……the Professor is near and hard at work…….must expose the morons for what they are……well….morons!

 

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Baylon #8

Yes, Irene they are still talking and they are still showing the world they have NO grasp on reality……….edition 8 comes to life…..I wish that I could write that anal, moronic and ignorant statements have fallen by the wayside….I wish I could….but sorry NO such luck……#1 I did an entire post on it…but damn!  It was too anal to NOT include it in B3……..

1–I would like to begin this edition with something that is at the forefront of politics, at least for this month….income equality…..we have heard all the people talking about how hard it is to live on minimum wage……and we have heard all the people that oppose any increase in that wage……but I thought I had heard it all….that is until I read what this pee brain had to say……..

Democrat James Moran of Virginia says he and his fellow representatives in Congress are in dire need of a raise. “I think the American people should know that the members of Congress are underpaid,” Moran tells Roll Call. “I understand that it’s widely felt that they underperform, but the fact is that this is the board of directors for the largest economic entity in the world.” Moran noted that some members live out of their offices to avoid DC’s steep prices, even on salaries of $174,000.

“Our pay has been frozen for three years and we’re planning on freezing it a fourth year,” he says. “A lot of members can’t even afford to live decently in Washington.” He plans to introduce an amendment to remedy the problem, reports the Washington Post, but acknowledges it doesn’t have much of a chance.

Let see….they cannot exist on their pay…..but minimum wage earners can?

Wait!  You only work 126 days a year and you think you need a raise?  Do what you are always telling the working poor….get a 2nd job…..

What a pretentious ass!

2–The Heritage Foundation, a once “respected” conservative think tank has now become a think tank of the Looney Right crows…….as illustrated by its leader, Jim DeMint……..

Heritage Foundation head Jim DeMint appeared on Vocal Point with Jerry Newcombe of Truth In Action Ministries last week, where he insisted that “no liberal is going to win a debate that big government freed the slaves.”

DeMint, a former US senator from South Carolina, told Newcombe that “the conscience of the American people” and not the federal government was responsible for the end of slavery.

In the interview, DeMint seemed to confuse the US Constitution with the Declaration of Independence and implied that William Wilberforce, a British politician who died almost thirty years before the Civil War, did more to end American slavery than the federal government.

This ius what is happening to the Right….they let MORONS do their thinking…….I lose all respect for anyone that does not know history especially those in position to influence others……

3–Then we have these religious dipshits that are just too stupid for words…..one Klingenschmitt is just one of these religious morons……..

On his “Pray In Jesus Name” program today, “Dr. Chaps” Gordon Klingenschmitt quizzed his viewers on when life begins.

Does it begin, he asked, when a heartbeat can be detected? Or perhaps somewhere around 22-24 weeks when a fetus is able to survive outside of the womb? Or maybe it begins at the moment of conception?

But it was a trick question, Klingenschmitt revealed, and all of those answers were wrong because life actually begins before conception “in the mind and heart of God”:

People like this toad makes me think a resurgence of the ignorance of the Dark Ages is making a return.

4–This is not necessarily an anal statement……but Rupert Murdoch speaks truth……..

Responding to a question over whether he believes Fox News’ radicalizing effect on the GOP has ultimately harmed America’s leading right-wing political party, Murdoch pushed back, saying, “I think it has absolutely saved it.”

“It has certainly given voice and hope to people who didn’t like all that liberal championing thrown at them on CNN,” Murdoch continued.

Yet old habits die hard. In the very same answer, Murdoch contests the interviewer’s implication that Fox News has been a champion of the Tea Party movement. “By the way, we don’t promote the Tea Party,” Murdoch said. “That’s bullshit. We recognize their existence.”

He has done more than anyone to re-brand the failing GOP…….

5–Once again there is a religious dude that has all the answers and they are in the Bible………

Gordon Klingenschmitt, the GOP politician and gay exorcist who believes that the Employment Non-Discrimination Act is a demonic plot to make Christians “starve to death” and “participate in sodomy,” yesterday pointed to 2011 OPM guidelines on transgender personnel as proof that “Obama has now gone to full perversion as a matter of policy.”

6–Some say the Bible is our divine guidance…..but this guy takes it a bit too far for my liking…………..

David Barton, an influential conservative activist who helped write the Republican Party’s 2012 platform, argues that the Bible opposes the minimum wage, unions and collective bargaining, estate taxes, capital gains taxes, and progressive taxation in general.

I am still waiting for the book and chapter references so that I may see these for myself………and just like in Casablanca….I wait….and wait…..and wait.

7–There are so many assholes but this guy is one of the biggest………an asshole from the American Family Association…….

Bryan Fischer is more than just a bigot. He can be offensive on many conservative topics, including income inequality. After discussing that the top 1% pay 30% of all federal taxes, Fischer told listeners that the poor ought to kiss the ground that the rich walk on:

the poor and middle class families in this country “ought to be kissing the ground on which [the rich] walk” because it is the top 1% that is paying for EBT cards and food stamps and federal housing.

The rich, Fischer asserted “ought to be given ticker tape parades once a week in all of our major cities to thank them for funding welfare for everybody”

Whatcha think?

So ends edition #8….onto #9……….

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #7

It has been a good year for IST….lots of babbling going on…..I guess we can thank the midterms for the steady increase of crap being passed off as news or analysis…….gotta love this stuff……

1–Edition 7 begins with the words of a convicted FELON, Sen. Vitter of Louisiana………yep a felon and he still has a following……how sad is that?

Later on during the town hall, Vitter heaped some more praise on the Koch brothers, which again, sparked applause.

“Maybe this is a good example because I’ll be honest with you, God Bless the Koch brothers,” Vitter added. “They’re fighting for our freedoms.”

Patriots?  Fighting for our freedoms?  That should tell the LA voter whose side this prick will be on once he becomes governor……bet your ass it will not be the poor or the middle class…..let the rape of the state begin!

2–I bet a lot of my conserv readers think that I pick on conservs more than Libs……and that I am somehow a secret Obama apologist……if so then they need to read more and think less.

Obama while on his European tour recently made a speech in The Hague about Russia’s annexation of Crimea and he said this…….

“The borders of Europe cannot be redrawn with force”…..

I believe that our prez may be a little short on historic accuracy…….there was these minor conflicts…..WW1 and WW2……after each the borders of Europe were redrawn…..and I believe that a small amount of force was needed…….World History 101……

3–Of course with an election approaching it s all about health care and Obamacare…….

Rep. Bill Cassidy (R-LA), a physician and the current GOP front-runner to challenge Democrat Mary Landrieu for her U.S. Senate seat this November, told an annual meeting of the Louisiana Oil and Gas Association that uninsured Americans are “less sophisticated” and “less educated” people who might find the Affordable Care Act too complicated and cumbersome to take advantage of, BuzzFeed’s Andrew Kaczynski reports. The remarks came as Cassidy was promoting his own pared-down health care reform proposal that relies only on catastrophic insurance coverage and Health Savings Accounts.

I think actually reflects the reality of who the uninsured are, relatively less sophisticated, less comfortable with forms, less educated. Those are the folks that — not all — there’s a guy who goes to my church who’s uninsured, who’s middle-class but couldn’t get it because he has Type I diabetes. So it’s not all, but it is the folks who I think are going to have the hardest time reaching. [...]

We were fortunate growing up in the South. The president is a community organizer. You wonder if he ever worked with a poor person… Insurance people, they will tell you that they will go to a company and an employer will pay for everything, and there are some people who will not sign up. Turns out, those are my patients. They’re illiterate. I’m not saying that to be mean. I say that in compassion. They cannot read. The idea they’re going to go on the internet and work through a 16-page document to put in their data and sign up does not reflect on understanding of who is having the hardest time in our economy.

Yeah that is the way to win friends and influence voters……..look down on the electorat….a sure winner……but if he is right about the uneducated thing then he may well be the winner….conservs are less educated than libs…..

4–It looks like Alaska is trying to out do Texas….especially with idiots and their moronic statements…….this guy is a real “tool”………..

State Sen. Pete Kelly (R) said Monday before the Alaska Senate that birth control may not protect Alaskan women who drink regularly from getting pregnant.

“If you have people who are binge drinking or chronic drinkers, we’re hesitant to say ‘use birth control as your protection against fetal alcohol syndrome,’ because again, as I say, binge drinking is a problem,” he said. “If you think you can take birth control and then binge drink and hope not to produce a fetal alcohol syndrome baby, you may be very wrong. Sometimes these things don’t work. Sometimes people forget. Sometimes they administer birth control improperly, and you might produce a fetal alcohol syndrome baby.”

5–You know…..everyone is allowed their own opinion but NOT there own facts…..Obama did it again….trying to rewrite history to make his point…….

Obama appears now to be inventing events wholesale to try to rebrand them, claiming that in contrast to the Crimean secession, Kosovo seceded from Serbia after a referendum organized “in careful cooperation with the United Nations.”

Here is the FACT……..Kosovo’s provincial assembly did hold a referendum on the possibility of secession in 1991, but it was not done with UN backing, nor did the US or anyone else even recognize the result. Albania was the long state to recognize the vote, and it was never cited as justification in NATO’s 1999 war.

The only other referendum to take place in Kosovo came in 2012, under Obama’s watch. In that vote, 99% of Kosovar Serbs in several northern districts voted against being part of an independent Kosovo. As with the 1991 vote, the US rejected its validity.

I despise anyone that tries to rewrite history to their advantage…….

6–Our Prez needs to shut the Hell up….it is becoming pathetic at this point………

 President Obama went on a lengthy diatribe about how the decade-long US occupation of Iraq, which left roughly a million people dead and the entire region awash in al-Qaeda factions, was nowhere near as bad a thing as Crimea.

Please someone tell him to shut up!

7–And lastly, Louie Gohmert is always good for an anal statement or two………I love his thought process in this one……

“But it was to be a one-way wall, where the state would not dictate to the church,” the Texas Republican insisted. “But the church would certainly play a role in the state.”

“So, that’s a little different idea than a lot of people have about separation of church and state now,” he added. “Including some of our esteemed Supreme Court, who are not quite as familiar with our history as they probably should be.”

What a douche!  Personally, I do NOT want ANY religion dictating anything that has to do with governance……..this makes this a/hole NO better than those that want to Force others to live by their little beliefs……please Texas…replace this moron with someone with half a brain, please.

So ends another edition of B3………..next edition coming soon to a blog near you………

2014 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #6

So far it has been an interesting year……lots of crap going on while we were otherwise distracted……and in those days the Babbling…….. Buffoons have not given their mouths a rest….they just cannot shut up and here is Chuq to let you know what you have missed….

1–The Ukraine is about to explode and of course everyone has an opinion on what we should do…..and that includes presidential hopeful Rand Paul……

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) said that if he were president, he would not let Russian President Vladimir Putin get away with his invasion into Ukraine.

Paul on Monday described the movement of Russian troops into the Crimean Peninsula as a gross violation of Ukrainian sovereignty, and argued it is the United States’ responsibility to take the lead in condemning it.

May I remind Sen. Paul of one thing…”if worms had machine guns, birds would not f*ck with them”…….

2–And then there is this Arkansas judge…….

If you have gay sex, then it is just a “small step” to sex with a dog. “Sluts are just whores in training.” Women shouldn’t make an “emotional decision to divorce because the husband stepped out” if he was a “good provider.” And, whatever you do, don’t go to Disney World during “gay/lesbian week.”

Those are just some of the gems uncovered after the Arkansas blog Blue Hog Report discovered that an pseudonymous commenter on a message board for Louisiana State University fans was sitting Arkansas state Judge Mike Maggio. Judge Maggio, who posted under the username “geauxjudge” offered questionable views on race, sexuality, women and many other issues.

The comment about sex with dogs arose in a discussion thread about a “Vegas woman arrested for sex with pit bull.” Maggio suggested that “TGGLBS sex” — an apparent reference to “transgender, gay, lesbian or bisexual sex” — is a gateway to copulating with canines:

Stupidity has a voice and he lives in Arkansas….

3–First there are the commies….then there were the socialists and then there were Nazis……all about the same person….you know I understand that Obama may not be too damn popular but please people make up your little minds…….read this…..

Given that End Times radio host Rick Wiles is a sane and reasonable man with a long history of being right about a vast number of things, it is only logical for us to be alarmed when we learned from him today that America has been overthrown by Nazis.

As Wiles was preparing to interview John Whitehead, president of the Rutherford Institute, on his radio program yesterday, he furiously declared that America has been taken over by a Nazi dictatorship as the culmination of a plot set in motion following World War II. This same Nazi movement is also behind the events in Ukraine, which will lead to World War III where America and other Western nations will be the evil Axis Powers while Russia and China will be the good guys:

One would think that these mental midgets would pick one disastrous political system and stick with it……maybe the Right should form a “coordinating committee” to get their people all on the same page….just a thought.

4–It is that socialism thingy…….it seems anything that Obama talks about is somehow socialism……and guess what?  Minimum wage is NO different…….and good old louie Gohmert speaks……….

I have to first note that when Gohmert was asked about income inequality, his immediate response was to start talking about socialism. When he was asked about “entitlement programs,” he said they give people incentives not to work. If you look at the DeLay video, there is the same kind of sentiment expressed- in fact, for Delay, it isn’t only socialism – the minimum wage and “welfare” are unconstitutional. (One must assume from the context that he is talking about all government programs, like Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and food stamps).

5–At the recent CPAC….good old Tom DeLay had so much to say….and as usual it is all so much MANURE!

DeLay not only said that welfare and the minimum wage were unconstitutional; he had a whole list of wild and crazy pronouncements, including:

  • that for the first time in a hundred years, progressives have completely taken over the government and that’s why things are so terrible right now. Um, Tom, FDR passed Social Security and the minimum wage; broke up the big Wall Street banks; instituted stiff regulations on all kinds of big businesses; passed an income tax with a top rate of 90%; made it far easier for workers to join unions; and got the biggest expansion of student financial aid in history. Truman got the biggest foreign aid package ever passed; pushed hard for national health care; and railed against “a return of the Wall Street dictatorship.” In the JFK and LBJ years, government created the Peace Corps, the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, Medicare, Medicaid, the Fair Housing Act, immigration liberalization, Legal Aid, Head Start, the Pell Grant, and the War on Poverty. All those things you bitterly oppose, except for Obamacare, were passed by past progressives who ran the government.
  • that under Republican passed welfare reform, single moms started marrying the fathers and everything got better than things are now with all this wild food stamp usage. There are so many things wrong with that statement it makes one’s head spin, but let’s stick with the big two. First, more and more people are staying unmarried longer and longer (or never getting married at all), and that includes mothers. Second, welfare reform passed during the biggest economic boom in this country in the last 50 years, the last six years of the Clinton era– of course when there is full employment, less people will be on food stamps than in the biggest economic downturn since the Great Depression!
  • that the progressive philosophy itself is unconstitutional. That would have been a big surprise to the writers of the first amendment to our constitution, who said that the freedom of speech and conscience was part of being an American. It would have been a big surprise to Lincoln, TR, FDR, Truman, the Kennedys, Martin Luther King, Jr, and all the other great progressives in American history. According to Tom DeLay, “Income inequality is a code word for redistribution of wealth, a Socialist mentality. The progressives don’t believe in the Constitution.”

This from the mot corrupt Speaker we have ever had….but the truly sad thing about him is that the TP gives him way too much credit………all this is so much silliness.

6–I love doublespeak……..

Paul Ryan: “I didn’t mean that black people are lazy, I just meant that in areas where a lot of black people live, a lot of people are lazy”

Now that explains……NOTHING!

7–Of course this missing airplane has Obama written all over it…….

right-wing conspiracy theorist Jim Garrow — a notorious con man who now claims to be a former CIA agent — believes that President Obama blew up the missing Malaysia Airlines plane as part of a “jihad” against China.

He said the military forced the plane to “land by wire” at a base in Diego Garcia and interrogated the “nerds” aboard the jet who are working “for China designing ‘classified’ leading edge computer/internet control software and are carrying the matching hardware with them on the plane.”

Lots of theories and as usual only an idiot would believe them……..

Edition 6 is in the can….that’s a wrap…….stay tuned….

Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #4

Yes Irene they are still talking and are still showing their ignorance with every syllable they utter…..

1–We all know that a major point of contention right now is the Marriage equality thingy…there are as many opinions as there are blogs to read……some are valid opinions and some are just pure theater…..and guess who is in that latter group?  Sen. Ted Cruz…..

Sen. Ted Cruz spoke with anti-gay talk show host Janet Mefferd yesterday in his continued effort to drum up support for his State Marriage Defense Act, which would undermine the rights of legally married same-sex couples. The Texas Republican told Mefferd that gay rights advocates hope to “subvert our democratic system” since they can’t “win an argument with the American people.”

“They just want to use brute power to force the states to take down marriage laws that have been in place for centuries and that’s inconsistent with the Constitution, it’s not right and it’s heartbreaking,” Cruz added.

Cruz added that gay rights advocates go up against “the facts” and urged listeners to pray against marriage equality: “I think the most important thing your listeners can do is simply pray because we need a great deal of prayer because marriage is really being undermined by a concerted effort and it’s causing significant harm.”

I understand people that oppose gay marriage….what I cannot understand is all the babble about the constitution…….where is it in the document?  Marriage is a contract between the couple and the state….period.

2–And then there is the usual crap from ding dongs like Tom Tancredo…….

Former Colorado congressman and Republicans gubernatorial candidate Tom Tancredo says he has found a “winning issue” for the GOP in the 2014 midterm elections: impeaching President Obama.

Writing in the far-right outlet WorldNetDaily, Tancredo claims that President Obama is “addicted to dictatorial behavior” and should face impeachment over his handling of Obamacare, the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals executive order and Egypt’s political crisis, along with the phony IRS and Benghazi scandals.

Tancredo also likens the U.S under Obama to Nazi Germany: “How often do we hear from the left that Americans must not be ‘good Germans’ and remain silent in the face of oppressive laws? What about obedience to dictatorial edicts?”

Do these people know history?  Are these the people educated by the morons that want to re-write the history books?  Look it up….Propaganda 2.0……

3–We just cannot move beyond blind stupidity to find a way to make this a better country……some people just cannot shut the Hell up……

The United Nations released a report this month that is heavily critical of the Roman Catholic Church’s handling of sex abuse cases. Church spokesmen were outraged by the scope of the study. “The range of the report appeared to infuriate the Vatican,” the Washington Post reported. “In blunt language, the committee took particular aim at church stances on sexual orientation, reproductive health and gender equality.”

Austin Ruse of the Catholic Family & Human Rights Institute (C-FAM) blamed Satan for the investigation. “Only the Devil could tell children they have a right to sex and abortion,” Ruse said in a message to C-FAM members.

“This committee has basically said that children have a right under this treaty to have sex, to use condoms and to get abortions. And that Church opposition to this is a violation of human rights,” Ruse said. “This Committee actually told the Church that its teaching on homosexuality has caused violence against the same-sex attracted.”

“What these radicals need a good shaking.”

4–Does anyone else see the lunacy behind these statements?

Phyllis Schlafly has been making the rounds on right-wing media to push her claim that Latino immigrants don’t share American values because they are less likely to vote Republican and back a right-wing political agenda. InfoWars host Alex Jones strongly agreed with Schlafly, and warned that immigrants will team up with George Soros to “support literally making those of us that produce their slaves.”

“This takes us back to a democracy where two wolves can vote to eat the sheep for dinner,” Jones said.

5–I wish I could say something clever with this one….but all I can think of is….STUPIDITY!

Mitch McConnell’s GOP primary challenger Matt Bevin is doing the best he can to link the incumbent senator to a recent federal court ruling that struck down part of Kentucky’s ban on same-sex marriage. The Tea Party-backed candidate told a Religious Right talk show host this week that if same-sex marriage becomes legal, soon parents will be able to marry their children.

6–And then there is every present……ANTI-CHRIST thingy………..when will they give this shit a rest?

Southern Baptist preacher Dwight McKissic is joiningotheranti-gay activists in criticizing Michael Sam, the University of Missouri defensive end who recently came out of the closet.

McKissic is especially concerned that the likely NFL draft pick will “become the face of the ‘gay rights’ movement that takes us down the road to Sodom and Gomorrah at a record setting pace.” America’s transformation into Sodom, McKissic warns, will bring about the coming of the Antichrist, who he thinks will probably be gay.

7–I believe there is a commandment somewhere about NOT bearing false witness……I could be mistaken…….and here we have the false witness which by the way means….a LIE!

In an interview on Line of Fire Radio, Alliance Defending Freedom counsel Joseph La Rue defended the Arizona gay segregation that bill the ADF helped craft.

La Rue insisted that religious people will be “treated as second class citizens by their government” if the legislation — passed by both houses of the Arizona legislature — isn’t signed into law, and preposterously claimed that the bill “is not about denying service.”

God I love these people….

8–I am so sorry…but we do NOT need people like this twat in the US Senate…there is enough problems there why add to the dysfunction?

A recreational boat salesman running as a Republican Senate candidate in Texas has spent the past few days defending his insistence on referring to Hispanics as “wetbacks” and calling for deadly force against some undocumented immigrants.

During an editorial board meeting with the Dallas Morning News last Friday, Tea Party candidate Chris Mapp allegedly said that “ranchers should be allowed to shoot on sight anyone illegally crossing the border on to their land and referred to such people as ‘wetbacks.’” In defending the statement to the San Antonio Express-News on the same day, Mapp explained that using the derogatory term “wetback” is as “normal as breathing air in South Texas.”

There is enough STUPID in DC why add to the total?

Edition #4 is done and in the can…….please let the opinions fly.

2013 Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon #1

In the past I use to post what I called anal-ocitys or anal statements made by our public figures……comments and statements too moronic to let them lie…….last year was the last time I would give the Assie Award…..for you see I spent so much time posting that statements that it takes away from the work I try to do on my site…..so this year I will be lumping a massive amount of stupid in one post at a time….the Babbling Buffoons Of Babylon…….

My fist post of this subject is a doozey……

First up, is the candidate for Lt. gov of Virginia……..

Rev. E.W. Jackson, the Republican nominee to be the next lieutenant governor of Virginia, has a well-documented history of saying pretty crazy things. He thinks gays are “ikky.” He compared a non-discrimination bill to “a pedophiles’ rights bill.” He accused President Obama of using NASA to “expand Islam.” He believes yoga is a gateway to Satan. And in his 2008 book, Ten Commandments to an Extraordinary Life, Jackson warned that “satanic rock,” rap music, and modern-day “witchcraft” were leading to a societal breakdown.

Next up is former (thank God) Rep. Alan West of Florida…….

On Michael Savage’s radio show Savage Nation on Thursday, Fox News host and former Florida congressman Allen West blamed women being allowed in combat roles in the military for the ongoing controversy over sexual assault in the force, and alleged that “an assault against the United States military” is underway.

Then there was Godly intervention………..

In the first days of the year, some House Republicans launched an attempt to ditch John Boehner as speaker—but he survived a vote after a number of colleagues said they’d spent the night praying, and God told them to let Boehner keep the job, notes the Washington Post in a report spotted by the Daily Intelligencer. Rep. Steve Southerland, for instance, looked to the Biblical story of Saul and David, in which David gets two chances to kill the king, but lets him go. The vote, however, was still perilously close for Boehner; had his votes been slightly fewer, the sitting speaker would have faced a second ballot for the first time in almost a century.

Has anyone ever told the morons in the GOP to STOP talking….they are doing the party NO favors….and then there is the senator from the great state of Wisconsin…….one Ron Johnson………

Johnson said people who value their local community need to get involved to help turn around what he called a “culture of entitlement” to benefits such as Medicare, Social Security, food stamps and other programs he said have led to:

The increase of the out-of-wedlock birth rate from 7.5 percent in the 1960s to more than 40 percent now.

The increase of the out-of-wedlock birth rate in African-American communities from more than 20 percent to more than 70 percent in the same time frame.

More than 46 million Americans relying on food stamps.

“In this nation, it’s the cultural tipping point that drives the financial one,” Johnson said. “I believe we have developed in this national a culture of entitlement and dependency. I think it’s undeniable.”

They are just making it way too easy for the Democrats……especially when some assclown says something like this……….

A Texas Congressman has come out in favor of an extreme abortion ban because, according to him, male fetuses masturbate.

RH Reality Check’s Adele Stan reports that Rep. Michael Burgess (R-TX) said that fetuses at 15-weeks “stroke their face. If they’re a male baby, they may have their hand between their legs. If they feel pleasure, why is it so hard to believe that they could feel pain?” Burgess is a former OB-GYN.

And he is a doctor…..makes one proud, huh?

Meanwhile some want to go back 4 or 5 years……we have Rep. Jeff Duncan (R-SC)………

At first, Duncan shied away from directly addressing the so-called “birther” concerns, simply adding that Americans had a chance to vote Obama out in November and, in his belief, regrettably didn’t do so. Wiles then asked: “If we know they are lying about all these other things, why not go back and say ‘Well, maybe the first scandal was a lie too?’”

“There you go,” Duncan agreed. “I’m all with you. So let’s go back and revisit some of these things because Americans have questions about not only the IRS scandal but also about the president’s validity.”

Personally, I want the Babbling Buffoons to keep talking….they make too easy for people like me that cannot stand STUPID!

I have sign over my desk……”can’t fix stupid!”

The one quote that applies here…..”Stupidity Is The Deliberate Cultivation Of Ignorance”……..and the GOP is full of STUPID!  Thank you make my day!

2012 Anal-Ocity Award Winner

The votes are in and tabulated by the accounting firm of  Wee, Phukim and Howl…..but before I announce the winner I would like to thank all my readers and friends that voted and to give a recount of the past winners…….

2007–Paris Hilton

2008–Sen. John McCain

2009–Sarah Palin

2010–an anonymous Muslim cleric (could not send an email…he was in Iran and had NO idea the addy)

2011–Newt Gingrich

There we have the Hall of Shame of past winners….and now for the 2012 winner of the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….(insert drum roll here)………..the first runner up is…..

NJ Gov. Christie………

“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

And now the moment I have been waiting on all year……to see who has made the most anal statement of the year and wins the much coveted Assie Award……..(trumpets blare……peasants dance……and drums roll)……..

Head Up Ass

Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

Congrats to the right rev. Jesse Lee Peterson for his anal statement………an email will go out in the next couple of days congratulating him on his lame statement…….

I wish to thank my friends, readers and commenter for their participation in choosing the winners of the 2012 Anal-Ocity Award, the ASSIES………..I look forward to next year and tha anal-ocities they will spout……

Thanx everyone……..

2012 Anal-Ocity Award Nominees

It is December and this year is quickly drawing to a close and that means a lot to many people…..but to me it means it is time to give the Anal-Ocity Award to the most deserving person.  It was an election year and there were more anal statements flying around than I could keep up without living on the web……..

As usual I let my readers vote on the most anal and the winner will be posted on 31 December and an email will be sent to the winner with a congrats note….

So without further ado…….I give you the 2012 nominees………

1–Franklin Graham, son of the preacher to the presidents……..

Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.

2–Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

3–Nolan Finley in an op-ed……….

Since the national attention is on birth control, here’s my idea: If we want to fight poverty, reduce violent crime and bring down our embarrassing drop-out rate, we should swap contraceptives for fluoride in Michigan’s drinking water.

4–Kansas state representative Virgil Peck on immigration……….

“Looks like to me, if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a (solution) to our illegal immigration problem,”

5–Finally, the GOP man crush….NJ Gov. Christie………

“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

There you have it…the five finalists for the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….please look over the list and vote for the one that you feel deserves the honor for this year…….YOUR vote will decide the winner!

2012 Anal-Ocity #18

It is election time and they seem to come out of the woodwork….they sprint to the closest microphone to make whatever point that they feel will get them into the news cycle….and that is a major contributor to the massive amounts of anal statements…..yep….I got another one…..

This time it is from a guest that was being interviewed on FOX News, one Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson…..while speaking on women in the news he stated…..

PETERSON: “I think that one of the greatest mistakes that America made was to allow women the opportunity to vote. We should have never turned that over to women.”

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

So women are evil and one of this country’s biggest mistakes was giving them the right to vote…is that about it?

I really want to say something clever but about the only thing that comes to mind is…..”Can’t Fix Stupid”!

2012 Anal-Ocity #17

Here we go again…another sanctimonious asshat just had to open his mouth and prove what an idiot he really is….this time it is Mitt’s rocker bud, Ted Nugent……

The washed up rocker had plenty to say at the NRA convention, a place he is still a rocker, the rest of the world thinks he is a bad reality star….some his moronic comments….

Nugent called President Obama a criminal and denounced his “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.”

In addition to the remarks we reported yesterday, Nugent compared President Obama and the Democrats to a coyote that needs to be shot. He then told the crowd that “we’re Americans because we defied the king,” and we must be like Braveheart and “ride into that battlefield and chop [Democrats’] heads off in November.”

If that was not enough he had to add  his best quote about Obama and the Dems…….

If the coyote’s in your living room pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him. […]
Maybe he should take up with Victoria Jackson they seem to be a match made in Heaven (no pun intended)….