2012 Anal-Ocity Award Winner

The votes are in and tabulated by the accounting firm of  Wee, Phukim and Howl…..but before I announce the winner I would like to thank all my readers and friends that voted and to give a recount of the past winners…….

2007–Paris Hilton

2008–Sen. John McCain

2009–Sarah Palin

2010–an anonymous Muslim cleric (could not send an email…he was in Iran and had NO idea the addy)

2011–Newt Gingrich

There we have the Hall of Shame of past winners….and now for the 2012 winner of the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….(insert drum roll here)………..the first runner up is…..

NJ Gov. Christie………

“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

And now the moment I have been waiting on all year……to see who has made the most anal statement of the year and wins the much coveted Assie Award……..(trumpets blare……peasants dance……and drums roll)……..

Head Up Ass

Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

Congrats to the right rev. Jesse Lee Peterson for his anal statement………an email will go out in the next couple of days congratulating him on his lame statement…….

I wish to thank my friends, readers and commenter for their participation in choosing the winners of the 2012 Anal-Ocity Award, the ASSIES………..I look forward to next year and tha anal-ocities they will spout……

Thanx everyone……..

2012 Anal-Ocity Award Nominees

It is December and this year is quickly drawing to a close and that means a lot to many people…..but to me it means it is time to give the Anal-Ocity Award to the most deserving person.  It was an election year and there were more anal statements flying around than I could keep up without living on the web……..

As usual I let my readers vote on the most anal and the winner will be posted on 31 December and an email will be sent to the winner with a congrats note….

So without further ado…….I give you the 2012 nominees………

1–Franklin Graham, son of the preacher to the presidents……..

Maybe God will have to bring our nation down to our knees—to where you just have a complete economic collapse. And maybe at that point, maybe people will again begin to call upon the name of almighty God.

2–Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson——-

“It was a big mistake…these women are voting in the wrong people. They’re voting in people who are evil, who agree with them…Men in the good old days understood the nature of the women, they were not afraid to deal with them.”

“Wherever women are taking over, evil reigns.”

3–Nolan Finley in an op-ed……….

Since the national attention is on birth control, here’s my idea: If we want to fight poverty, reduce violent crime and bring down our embarrassing drop-out rate, we should swap contraceptives for fluoride in Michigan’s drinking water.

4–Kansas state representative Virgil Peck on immigration……….

“Looks like to me, if shooting these immigrating feral hogs works, maybe we have found a (solution) to our illegal immigration problem,”

5–Finally, the GOP man crush….NJ Gov. Christie………

“The fact of the matter is, I think people would have been happy to have a referendum on civil rights rather than fighting and dying in the streets in the South.”

There you have it…the five finalists for the coveted Anal-Ocity Award…….please look over the list and vote for the one that you feel deserves the honor for this year…….YOUR vote will decide the winner!

2012 Anal-Ocity #17

Here we go again…another sanctimonious asshat just had to open his mouth and prove what an idiot he really is….this time it is Mitt’s rocker bud, Ted Nugent……

The washed up rocker had plenty to say at the NRA convention, a place he is still a rocker, the rest of the world thinks he is a bad reality star….some his moronic comments….

Nugent called President Obama a criminal and denounced his “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.”

In addition to the remarks we reported yesterday, Nugent compared President Obama and the Democrats to a coyote that needs to be shot. He then told the crowd that “we’re Americans because we defied the king,” and we must be like Braveheart and “ride into that battlefield and chop [Democrats’] heads off in November.”

If that was not enough he had to add  his best quote about Obama and the Dems…….

If the coyote’s in your living room pissing on your couch, it’s not the coyote’s fault. It’s your fault for not shooting him. […]
Maybe he should take up with Victoria Jackson they seem to be a match made in Heaven (no pun intended)….

2012 Anal-Ocity #16

My readers know that I from time to time find an anal statement that someone in the news makes that is either crazy, stupid, or just plain ignorant…..and then I post them and at the end of the year I have my readers vote on the most anal statement of the year…….

In 2007, I as always was making notes and I found one made by a person in the news about the war in Vietnam and as a vet of that war I found it insulting and a completely ignorant thing to say…….I did not offer it up in 2007 for some reason…my guess is I had a brain fart…..and I found it when I was going back through my notebooks from 2007…..so I want to post it now…better late than never…….

David Barton (born 1954) is an American evangelical Christian minister,  conservative activist, and author. He founded WallBuilders, a Texas-based organization with a goal of exposing the claimed US constitutional separation of church and state as a myth.   Barton is the former co-chair of the Republican Party of Texas.

Okay, we have a Christian activist that has an opinion on the War in Vietnam……

intelligence now shows that had the US just done one more bombing run, the Viet Cong would have surrendered.

This idiot just made it personal!

First, since I was there for 2 and half years, I would tell him, in person, that unless he was actually there he has NO opinion!  My advice is……… SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Second, the North Vietnamese army was just as instrumental in the war as the Viet Cong….

I am tired of all these so-called Americans that have all the answers to what happen in Vietnam and not once had someone shoot at them in anger…..the real problem is that people listen to these insulting a/holes!  Especially detest people like this bonehead that pretends to be some sort of historical expert and then tries to re-write history to suit his pathetic narrative…….

2012 Anal-Ocity #15

More anal statements coming from our “trusted” news media.

I am an aging hippie (at least that is what I have been labelled with in the past)…..I remember the embarrassment that FOX’s Geraldo Rivera has heaped on himself…..first, it was he was hit in the face by a neo-Nazi with a chair that broke his nose and then there was his famous Capone vault debacle that was nothing short of amazingly hilarious when the the big deal was opened and there was not even rat crap in it……but he strikes again!

We all have heard the reports of this teen in Florida, Trayvon Martin, that was killed by a man while walking home from a store……some blame the man, others blame the teen but good old Geraldo has his idea and that idea is moronic….and being moronic lets him enter into the world of anal-ocities……

In his show he made this statement…..

Rivera: I believe that George Zimmerman, the overzealous neighborhood watch captain, should be investigated to the fullest extent of the law and if he is criminally liable, he should be prosecuted. But I am urging the parents of black and Latino youngsters particularly to not let their children go out wearing hoodies. I think the hoodie is as much responsible for Trayvon Martin’s death as George Zimmerman was.

So, according to Geraldo a fashion choice is to blame for a death and NOT the asshole with a 9mm!

I guess that means we can blame a women’s fashion choice of a mini skirt or short shorts for her rape…

the gun did not kill the teen…..Zimmerman did not kill the teen……it was the teen’s fashion choice that is to blame.

2012 Anal-Ocity #14

In my search for the most anal statements uttered by people in the news, I have accused of giving Dems a break……..well, I think that is a mistaken perception….I hate anal statements NO matter who utters them…..and today’s anal-ocity is from our Prez……..I listened to his energy speech the other day and found something wrong….not so much an anal statement but more like a historical lie….and as we know I dislike people that misrepresent history……. our Prez made it into the running for tha Assie Award at the end of the year…..

While speaking about energy he said this…..

President Rutherford B. Hayes’ apparent dismissal of the telephone. But while Obama thinks the GOP is in need of a science lesson, he may need to bone up on history himself.

In mocking the GOP, Obama cited an anecdote about Hayes in which, upon using the telephone for the first time, he said, “It’s a great invention, but who would ever want to use one?”

“That’s why he’s not on Mount Rushmore,” Obama said. “He’s explaining why we can’t do something instead of why we can do something.”

That is just wrong and i am here to set the record straight…… Nan Card, curator of manuscripts at the Rutherford B. Hayes Presidential Center in Ohio, told TPM that the nation’s 19th president was being unfairly tagged as a Luddite.

“He really was the opposite,” she said. “He had the first telephone in the White House. He also had the first typewriter in the White House. Thomas Edison came to the White House as well and displayed the phonograph. Photographing people who came to the White House and visited at dinners and receptions was also very important to him.”

All I ask is that these politicians stop trying to re-write history to fit their narrative…..is that too much to ask?

2012 Anal-Ocity #4

It is the silly season and as expected there has been a wealth of stupid stuff carried on by the candidates….and I try to hold off until I find one that is a real ass kicker…..one that is so anal and so wrong that it begs to be put into my anal-ocity for the competition at the end of the year…..

This one is more about redundancy than about outright BS….it is about how many times someone can say the same word in the same thought…..and it is our old friend Mitt.

I regret that I did not get it posted sooner…..it is from Mitt’s speech in new Hampshire….I had it bookmark but with South Carolina so close the the NH primary I did not have a chance to read it until today…….I have said it is about the redundancy of a word that caught my eye…..

I want you to remember when our White House reflected the best of who we are, not the worst of what Europe has become.

That America is still out there. We still believe in that America.

We still believe in the America that is a land of opportunity and a beacon of freedom. We believe in the America that challenges each of us to be better and bigger than ourselves.

This election, let’s fight for the America we love. We believe in America.

Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.

I regret that I must be reminded of what country Mitt is trying to take over….that we are so stupid that we have NO idea what he is talking about……bet he gets the nod as a nominee at the end of this year….whatya think?