It is my last day of mental retardation….oh sorry….relaxation…….
For this post it will be the bears. Not the football team. Not a grizzly….Not a polar….but rather a Teddy! Yep, a teddy bear made the news recently…….
Marshall was arrested Wednesday after employees at a health clinic saw him masturbating with a teddy bear in an alley, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.
Marshall has three previous convictions for either public indecency or disorderly conduct with a teddy bear. This latest time he was hit with a disorderly conduct charge.
People who are aroused by teddy bears can be diagnosed with Ursusagalmatophilia.
“This is also known as Plushophilia in some circles, although this term includes any stuffed animal and is not specific to teddy bears,” Cracked notes.
Leave it to shrinks to come up with name for a sicko….this whack-a-doodle was suffering from ursusagalmatophilia (you pronounce it)…..why cannot this guy just be f*cking crazy?