As usual my notes got in the way…since I make about a hundred a day…logically they all cannot become a post on their own…these are some of the notes that did not make it into the “Big Show”
1–Sarah Palin thinks ALL laws should be based on the Bible….if they were she might not be able to go on the tube and collect a salary…
2– Tiger has a bulging dick and he had to withdraw from his latest tourny….you kn0w I have to take my shot……I was thinking that was what got him in all his trouble. Huh?…oh a bulging disk….my bad!
3–BP will try to use “garbage” to plug the leak in the Gulf….yes I said GARBAGE….they are thinking that they would force stuff like golf balls, shredded tires, etc…why noit? They have been feeding us garbage for decades….
4–More Palin….she is writing a new book with sermons, speeches, books and movies that have inspired her over the year….what writing? That sounds like a compilation…and she is NOT writing it just compiling it….and her ghost writer will do all the work….she still has not given the people that buy her crap and anything other than fertilizer….
5–I had a thought….no really…I had one……If I ever open a used car lot, I will hire Palin as a salesperson….why? Anyone that can talk shit and sells crap like her could have future in the used auto industry…….
6–More on the Palin Brood…..daughter Bristol inks a deal for a $30,000 speech on abstinence…I cannot make this stuff up…it really can’t!
7–Is there some rule that says that the members of Congress must wearing black, grey or navy suits? How boring!
8–The Congress gets full time pay for part time work….they work about 3 days a week, they get many benefits…I say screw ‘em! Make their pay reflect the number of hours they work a week…..flying back home to fund raise is NOT in their job description. If you do not like that…how about pay them by piece work…..their pay reflects the actually legislation that they work on and pass. If all this is too difficult, then find a way to give them an incentive to work harder and longer on behalf of the country.
9–Nver in my wildest dreams would I think I would agree with Anne Coulter on anything…this is just damn scary……http://newser.me/domZCx….my bad…this one HAD to be posted on….sorry….
From time to time, I tire of making myself sick following politics and the current affairs…..and from time to time I enjoy writing a little humor….and this is one of those times.
You have heard of “cougar hunting”…..NO? That is when young males, 20 somethings, go out on the town trolling for older women to bag. It has become a popular past time, to the point of TV series, Reality shows and TV ads….as a matter of fact it was a TV ad that got me a bit cheesed. It is for a tequila, where two twenty somethings are standing around talking and one is telling his friend about the “cougar” he bagged last nite. As he talks he is dialing her phone to invite her to lunch. Next a cel on the counter is ringing and one guy yells, “Mom your phone is ringing” ……
This got me to thinking…..why do older women get all the fun? I mean it is a sexual game played by adults, or those close to adulthood……when are the old fart guys gonna become the new “Cougar hunting craze”? As it is now, the twenty-something females see us as “dinosaurs” or “fossils”….when are the little hard bodies gonna get on the bandwagon and make us the focus of their sexual desire?
Is it too much to ask for a little equality here? I mean we DO have a magic pill, if necessary…..
It is just NOT fair!